Published February 4, 2015 by hairballexpress

Kats experiencing Middle Age Spread

Greetings humans, fluffballs, and fleabags. This is Shrimp with KAT 9 NEWS bringing you a special report.


Researchers at PURRnell University are concerned that KATS are beginning to experience what humans call middle age spread.

They suspect that this may be because KATS (like their humans), are spending less time exercising and more time eating….


And eating….




This is partly because of kats’ knack fur using their humans’ technology without their knowledge….


But sometimes those closest to a kat are adding to the PURRoblem without realizing it by tempting kats to eat when they wouldn’t otherwise be hungry….


And their humans also bring things into the house that they don’t realize are tempting to a kat.


And, in addition to eating too much, kats’ normal hunting instincts are not as strong as they once were, leading to even less activity than before.


Resulting in more kats staying cozy inside on the couch like their humans…


Not good fur us KATS.

So, I guess that lasagna I was going to dive into may have up wait til later.



This has been Shrimp reporting for KAT 9 NEWS. Good day.


24 comments on “KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

  • OMP Shrimp – my friend. This is great! Now the problem has been solved. Looks down at my pot belly that keeps growing. But remember – we my friend carry this far better than some folks 🙂 Snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

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  • Aaaaaw BLess yous poor little heart. Lasagne is like pizza wiffout da cwust. We luv it. MOL Go ahead and eat sum. Just means you hav to do sum zoomies at 3 a.m. and 4 a. m. too. MOL Da hooman will be fwilled dat yous keepin’ in shape.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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