It’s the Flippin Pink Tornado!
Right when I thought it was safe, the flippin PINK TORNADO came back!
It’s a dangerous world out there- a world of flippin flying ponies, and giraffe “soup,” and ruffles that speed by on their own accord….
Kat ears that aren’t kat ears on a Creature that shouldn’t have kat ears,
And Jenga towers waiting to collapse at a single breath (and fall on the kat, of course,)…and Creatures crawling out of the woodwork!
And then there’s squeals of delight when the Creature puts a “real word” on the flippin Scrabble board, and the puzzle pieces flying by the KATS’ head!
Meanwhile the human gets a headache, (and a backache, and an “everything- else- ache),” and her energy’s zapped, so she can barely open a flippin can of Fancy Feast, and all her time is spent entertaining the Creature from “Ponyville,” and she falls asleep when I sit on her lap to snuggle!
And there’s Minnie Mouse waffles, and stickers and peanut butter and jelly fingers grabbing at my lovely fur!
I’m flippin EXHAUSTED!