Well furiends, it appears the humans have FINALLY figured out just how pathetic we think they are.
In a recent scientific study by PURRnell University, researchers found (among other things), that we KATS not only know what humans are saying, but we also know what they’re thinking!
One very FURustrated kat, Oliver, put it this way after he discovered his human once again bought “bargain” kat food;
We get it, Oliver.
And another very important kat, Piddles, had his fill of the humans too.
He told researchers he was fed up with his humans’ warped ideas of playing with him and was about to take matters into his own claws!
In fact, researchers also found Mr. Snookums had had all he could handle and had resorted to desPURRate measures…
They’ve determined also that almost all of us KATS also blame our humans fur all our troubles…
Yes, they even learned that we don’t approve of our humans’ housekeeping habits….
Or their taste in interior design….
Or, their habits of throwing away valuables.
And most enlightening of all (to those idiot humans), they’ve FINALLY figured out (after only a few thousand years)- just how much we KATS actually value them-
This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 news. Good day.
Top notch reporting, Shrimp.
Two thumbs, er. . . Tails up. π
Mitsu et al
>^;^<
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Mol! Why thank you, sweeties!! Good thing I’d gotten some nip first!!πΈ
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Your Kats are always soooo creative π
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Why thank you, human!π
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Glad the humans have finally figured out what morons they are! Hallelujah! Break out the catnip!! π Purrs and a big fat whale for ya! π Roxy & Tigerlino β€
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Yeah, and to think it only took them a few thousand years!!! MWAHAHA!
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Yeah, they are pretty slow on the uptake, huh? But better late than never, we guess… MOL π xx
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Guess I’ll keep them around fur entertainment- (unless they quit buying Fancy Feast)! Mol!
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Hehehe! Yep, they can be quite entertaining… π MOL π
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Yes they can- i love watching them hit themselves in the head with the freezer door!!πΈ
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MOL π We’d LOVE to see that! Must be funny as heck! (*chuckles*) Purrs, Roxy & Tigerlino β€ β€ β€
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Oh its flippin hilarious! Mol! Especislly when they get mad sy the freezer door as if it attacked them!! Hehehe!!πΈ
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA… πΈπΈπΈ
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Right where can i receive Kat 9 news on my TV???
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It isn’t available on tv (yet)! Just here!! πΊ
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Darn! I would bookmark it π
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Mol! Well, I suspect I’ll be doing more news reporting!!
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Ah, Shrimp, I’ve missed the smiles you give me!!! β€ Thank you, my friend. =^.^=
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Mol! PAWSOME sweetie! Welcome back! I miss you too!!πΊ
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That was hilarious, Shrimp. Thanks.
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You’re welcome sweetie!! Glad it made you smile! ππ
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OMC you made us rolling on the ground and MOL..hilarious indeed π Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend π β€
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Awwww, thanks human! You made my furry little day!!πΈππΉ
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