Dude- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SCHOOL!!!!??? There was no flippin school yesterday, and the CREATURE WAS EVERYWHERE!! Hellllllllp!!
The Creature- a half hour after waking up- already plotting! The human’s still stumbling around trying to find the flippin Keurig and the half pint CREATURE Has already devised a plan to destroy all kat kind!
Here she is with her pony Chutes and Ladders game PURRtending to be innocently playing with her ponies- but what she’s really doing is plotting her strategy to attack me when I’m not expecting it!😾
The human told her to go get dressed and then went to check on her, and this is what she found! Check out that “innocent flower girl” costume- (all meant to deceive poor little me)- and that “horsey” weapon of hers!
OH MY FLEAS! Look at those claws of hers reaching fur the ponies! *(shudders)* and she even got herself a GREEN MASK to make herself scarier to those poor ponies- *(darts under couch)*
And then- SHE REALLY WOKE UP!
*(desperately searching fur nip stash)*