Deer Santa Claws,
Let me explain…
First of all, the hedgehog fell in the toilet on accident- you see, the human had just cleaned the bathroom and the toilet seat was slippery- I tried to help him, but the human had JUST CLIPPED MY CLAWS that very morning (too short, I might add)- so when I tried to help the poor little dude, I couldn’t get a good grip.
And about knocking the Christmas tree down, I was just checking to make sure the human had watered it- how was I supposed to know she didn’t water it at the top?
And about eating the roses in Mom Bonzo’s garden,well, I was just trying to show my approval of her gardening skills- and anyway, I couldn’t have eaten more than 3,250 fur the whole summer… (I’ve really been purracticing self control)!
And yes, I hissed at the creepy neighbor next door because he peeked In the bedroom window, and no I’m NOT sorry, and YES, I’LL DO IT AGAIN, because the bedroom is MY CASTLE, and anyway, he smells like a dirty ashtray! (HISS)!
And yes, I shredded the couch, but I only did it because I was trying to help the human convince her husband that they need new FURniture! So you see, it was really a public service! 😺
And yes, I know I should let the Creature dress me in doll clothes, paint my claws, put band aids on my ears, and barrettes on my tail, but, COME ON MAN! GIVE A KAT A BREAK!
And by the way, you MIGHT want to consider doing a background check on those elves of yours… This is what the human found when she walked into the Creature’s house this morning:
I think you should add HIM to your naughty list!
Sincerely,
Your favorite kat, Shrimp 🐭
“And yes, I know I should let the Creature dress me in doll clothes, paint my claws, put band aids on my ears, and barrettes on my tail, but” – NO, you should not let the Creature do all that to you! You should at maximum let the creature pet you. Anything else the creature needs to learn how NOT to treat a cat – and so your defense is absolutely justified.
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Oh lol just saw your comment!!! Pretty much the same as my opinion haha. 😉
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Hehehe!😸
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!!!!😺I FLIPPIN LOOOOOOVE YOU, HUMAN!!💜💚💗
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Dont let the creature do these things! You are purrfect as you are Shrimp. 🙂
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Awwww- Why thank you, human!! That dang creature wants to put reins on me like one of her horses, snd psint my claws with pink glitter polish, stick bandaids all over me – (PONY BANDAIDS)!! Do you have any idea how that would ruin my reputation!?
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Yes i do… Have you seen snowballs bumblebee outfit?… :0
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No- I’ll have to check it out! Dounds adorable!
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Hey sweetie, you don’t need to explain anything to Santa. You didn’t do anything wrong! It’s not your fault that this stalking hedgehog was clumsy. And it’s not your fault that the tree was too weak to hold your weight. 🎄As for Mom BonZo’s roses… they are way too delicious to resist, right? 🌹🌹So it’s the roses fault you ate them, not yours. And there’s nothing wrong with hissing at creepy neighbors either. You were only protecting what’s yours, right? Nothing wrong with that either. As for letting the CREATURE dress you… every KAT should have a right of her OWN style. So if you don’t like to be dressed in doll clothes she should respect your wish. After all, you have a reputation to uphold. What would the neighbor’s kats think if they saw you dressed in doll clothes! 💃 They would have a field day! You’d be a laughing stock!! You would never be able to face them again… EVER! (*shudders*) 🙀😼 So don’t you worry, Santa understands… 😉
Purrs and a surprise present for ya! 🎁
xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
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WHEW! 😺What a relief! I mean, its NOT my fault that Mom Bonzo makes her roses so beautiful and delightfully delicious- *(tummy rumbles)* – 🌹🌹🌹and oh my KATS! If I let the Creature dress me – do you have ANY idea how ridiculous I’d look!!🎎🎭👺👹👽💅👒👗👠💄👙👓🎀
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Yes, she’d purrobably dress you up like a silly clown! 🙀 Oh my KATS! That would be sooo embarassing!! 😾
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💇or cut my lovely FUR! 🙀
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🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 Oh my KATS! You’d better hide all the scissors in the house!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
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Already done!!
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Whew! What a relief!! 💖
PEEE ESSSS: Better hide the knifes too…
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Already done! Dudes- even the flippin MICE hide when The Creature comes!😸
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Boy must she have a bad reputation if even the mice are afraid of her! 🙀 But hey, maybe they are just so scared because she’s always accompanied by her “army of stuffed kats”? We bet those stupid mice can’t tell the difference between a stuffed kat and a real one… MOL 😹
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Well, mice aren’t exactly known fur their brains, but I think it’s the CREATURE!!
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You mean the CREATURE is THAT BAD? Should we be worried over here? Do you think her powers can do damage across the BIG POND too? 🙀🙀 (*hiding under the bed anxiously awaiting your answer*)
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I don’t know- hey, maybe I can suggest to Santa that he may want to take her to thr North pole to help him with all those toys and reindeer!!
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YAY! You do that! It’s a PAWSOME idea!! MOL 😺 xx
PEEEEEE ESSSSSS: Poor Santa… 😸
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MWAHAHAHA!😸
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Hehehehe… 😉
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Thanks fur your support!!❤️
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Anytime, sweetie… 💖
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We are not allowed an indoor Christmas tree here because they think I would climb up it and knock it over! What do they expect, that’s what trees are for! Poor you. 🙂 xx
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Rotten humans! How do they expect a kat to get exercise!? *(tail FLAP!!*
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All I can think of is how sad to lose your dignity like that. You deserve so much more treats and pats than you are getting, Shrimp! Tomorrow’s another day – good luck! 🙂
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Thanks, human- 💚
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Shrimp.. Santa Mouse knows you’ve been a good meower. You nearly were torn to shreds by those wolves. Merry Christmas my dear shrimp!
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Awwwww- thank you, Juan! 💜
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Awwwww, Shrimp, I stopped blogging on Furday, so that is why I didn’t comment here. I laughed all the way through (of course) and when I got to the part about my flowers, I burst out laughing out loud. Sorry about calling you a brat over on Petals. You pulled me from off the couch though, really. Anyways …. YOU can eat to your little fur heart’s content all the flowers you want on Petals. There will be more coming, I promise. There is also a surprise comin’ your way this week … YOU will SEE Mom BonZo on her Christmas Wish List post. MOL! (((HUGS))) MB
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😺🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹Yahooooooooo!
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🌹🌺🍁🍃🍂🌿🌾🍄🌸🌷💐🐇🐁🐀🐳🐟🐹🐭🐞 There that ought to hold you over until my next flower post!!! Love, Mom BonZo
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😺YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *(CHOMP)!!*
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So glad you enjoyed it!! And thanks fur the rose buffett!! *(tummy rumbles)*💜💚💖💗
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