The Creature is sick today, so its partner in crime (Mom) stayed home from work- this is good news fur me because the human got to stay home and entertain me (Like she’s flippin SUPPOSED TO)!
It started with ribbon battles (I won)….
After playing with ribbons and being brushed, the human wisely went to the store to buy me kat food- when she came back from shopping, (several flippin HOURS later), she had tons of bags all over the place while she put the food away- so I pounced on the opportunity to investigate those noisy bags.
Hey human- where’s my Fancy Feast?
After searching and not finding any kat food in the bags, I demanded an explanation from the human.,,
That’s when she FINALLY fed me…tuna!!
Then I found a NEW BAG that looked just PURRfect fur my nap….
I was snoozing peacefully when I had a BAD DREAM and the human says I jumped and HISSED IN MY SLEEP!
I dreamed of those mean doggies that ran into the house trying to get me a few days ago- I sure was relieved to see the human laying beside me reading!
But no matter what I tried, I couldn’t fall asleep again! 😾
I don’t know if KATS can have PTSD or not- but if they can, I think I’ve got it!
😾 Flippin dogs! 😾