Creature Feature: “Where’s the rest of his body?”

Well, I’ve been having hairballs and hissy fits lately because the human is spending so much time with The Creature, instead of doting on FURRY LITTLE ME like she should be!

And today was even WORSE! Apparently it was the Creature’s SIXTH birthday, so again, she left me here by my little self so she could be with “the FAM!” *((HUFF))!*

LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE I FOUND ON HER PHONE WHEN SHE CAME BACK:

(Warning: there’s a lot of evidence- basically, the human’s TOAST)!

Kat’s exhibit 1 (- 10)

The Creature opening PURResents…(note that there are NONE fur the kat)! 😾

“Where’s the rest of his body?” MOL! 😸💜 Looks like
Somebody went a little “Godfather!”

And the Creature’s Mom has had enough of this “growing up nonsense!”

And I’m exhausted from gathering all this evidence!