Oh my flippin FLEAS!
I just don’t know what I’m gonna do….
The human has been spending every day with the Creature- she picks it up from school and brings it here (fur the express PURRpose of disturbing my peaceful nap).
Then she helps her with her homework, plays with her and lets her “pet” me!!!
Doesn’t that moron human know that’s like letting a shark “pet” your leg?
Every day it’s the SAME FLIPPIN THING!
“Oh, it’s time to pick up my baby!” – (from kindergarten)- blah, blah, blah!
Yeah- why not pick up a few sharks while you’re at it! *(tail flap)*
She takes it with her when she goes shopping too (oh the HORROR)! Then she comes home without MY TREATS because she “furgot!”
Just look how pleased the Creature is with herself fur making the human furget my treats!!!!!
Then, do you think she comes home and cuddles the kat? NO! then it’s time to feed the CREATURE! And after that they do more homework! *(tail FLAP)*
Here’s a bunny the Creature drew fur her “homework!”
Then they have popcorn and color together while poor little me only has dry kibble to stop my roaring tummy from growling!
Then, right when I think they’re gonna keep coloring and furget about ME, the Creature wants to “groom” me!!!
She finds my brush and begs the human to let her “brush” me- (translation = “let me rip kitty’s fur out- I’ll be gentle!”)
Oh, I DON’T THIIIINK SO!