Kitten Lessons: Quiz Postponed

Published October 3, 2014 by hairballexpress

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Well, I hope all you kittens have been paying attention to the lessons. There’s so much more you need to learn if you’re going to be a self-respecting member of kat society- but this will get you off to a good start.

Now, about the quiz…. Due to technical difficulties (the human stole her iphone from me), and an extraordinarily heavy napping schedule, the quiz has been postponed until further notice.

Until then, review the lessons and memorize these new rules;

🐭 Stay cute. Cute kats get by with anything!

🐭 Be polite when you ask the humans fur food (the first time- after that, anything goes)!

🐭 If the humans are slow about getting out of bed in the morning to feed you, attack their toes- (you need sharp claws fur this to be effective).

🐭 NEVER LET THEM TRIM YOUR CLAWS. They can be very PURRsuasive.

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14 comments on “Kitten Lessons: Quiz Postponed

  • Hey Shrimp did you pose for this photo shoot? I swear you could replace the Meow Mix fellow Morris The Kat.. You look like a professor of something starting with cat-

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