There’s so much that we kats have to remember in order to get along with the different types of morons , I mean, humans we live with.
Here are some basic points you need to master:
Be honest.
Listen to your inner voice(s).
Let the dog know when he’s out of line.
Say your PURRayers.
If they won’t open the door, find a window- (break when necessary).
Don’t eat the fish- (while they’re looking).
Always sample the human’s food to be sure it’s safe!
Help your human decorate by being sure to scatter your fur equally throughout the house. This keeps the humans happy.
Always tell on the dog. IMMEDIATELY!
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR CROWN… To remind them who’s in charge!
Shrimpee, I am here! I’m coming through on my laptop. My Mac is going nuts! You tell ‘um. Always tell on the dog!!! Love, MB
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Yahooooooooooooo!!!! I’m so thrilled you found a way! πΈ
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For this afternoon’s pet or animal reblog I have let Hairballexpress do all the work in finding great cat pictures or should I make that – Imperial Majesty….
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I really enjoyed this! Thank you! The pictures are great!
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πΈGlad to hear it, Furless One! Welcome to my world! *(trills)*
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Aw, Shrimp, you are so smart! Important lessons I will let my Rufus read and comment on each so he doesn’t get the wrong idea!
I found a black sweater on the floor in my closet, and wouldn’t you know, it was FULL of his white fur! I guess he learned that one too well! π
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Hehehehe- glad you enjoyed it! Rufus is welcome to join the class if he wants- but it sounds like he’s already a master! *(purrs)*
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How he found my top, I’ll never know. He has indeed learned that one! π
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MWAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD KITTY!!!
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Even wiff out a crown mommy knows weez be da ones in chawge. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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You mean she HASN’T PROVIDED YOU WITH A CROWN? What is she THINKING?!!! *(huff)!*
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Nope she suwe hasn’t, hers be lettin’ down on da job fur suwe.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Dang human…..πΎ
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MOL MOL MOL π xx Roxy & Tigerlino β€
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MOL! Glad you enjoyed my lesson!π
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After reading your sad blogs, now I am smiling, thank you.
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Awww- sorry they made you sad- I and the humans were in a very dark place- glad you’re smiling again!πΊ
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