There’s so much that we kats have to remember in order to get along with the different types of
morons , I mean, humans we live with.
Here are some basic points you need to master:
Listen to your inner voice(s).
Let the dog know when he’s out of line.
Say your PURRayers.
If they won’t open the door, find a window- (break when necessary).
Don’t eat the fish- (while they’re looking).
Always sample the human’s food to be sure it’s safe!
Help your human decorate by being sure to scatter your fur equally throughout the house. This keeps the humans happy.
Always tell on the dog. IMMEDIATELY!
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR CROWN… To remind them who’s in charge!