The last week has been nuts around here – creatures invading from every direction, and keeping my human busy with things that are totally unimportant-
You know, things like FUN (what the flea)!?
She’s been spending all her time with “the FAM”- instead of serving me which is her flippin JOB! *(tail FLAP)!*
She gave me all kinds of excuses fur her negligence- here are some of my favorites;
• “I’m meeting my grand baby fur the first time… He’s 4 months old and I haven’t seen him until now”…(likely story)!
• “they came hundreds of miles to see us so we could get to know the baby and spend time with them…”
• “Who knows when we can be together again?”,…blah,blah,blah…
Meanwhile, she’s at the Creatures’ cave playing “Heads Up,” making fried chicken fur everybody in flippin creation (EXCEPT the kat)- playing with the creature and the BABY creature, and going out with the grown up Creatures while I sit here all by my adorable little self with nothing but fleas to entertain me!
*(you’re all invited to my pity party beginning now,)…..*
Check out some of the evidence I gathered!
Pilates lessons fur the human took her away from me FUR HOURS!
They even got the BABY CREATURE in on it! *(shakes head)*
And when they weren’t busy doing Pilates, playing with the baby creature, playing games, or eating,…. they flippin WENT OUT!
Morons. *(tail swish)*