I had such Pawsome plans fur my Caturday. It was going to be sunny and cool and I had sharpened my claws to the sharpest points EVER in anticipation of catching myself some nice, juicy dragonflies.
But then, right as the human was settling down in the bedroom with me and her first cup of coffee, (fur our ritual brushing session), there was a knock at the door-
I didn’t hear any talking… But I could have SWORN I smelled the familiar scent of the Creature- only something was different…and then, human #2 answered the door, and I rocketed OUTTA THERE AT SPEEDS I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS CAPABLE OF!
There wasn’t just the Creature- there was ALL OF THE HUMAN’S GROWN CREATURES AND THE NEWEST ONE!
* (Where the flea is my nip stash??….) *
Oh my kats! It’s already plotting to bite my tail, I’ll Just BET YOU!
Then, staying at a safe distance, I stalked them fur the rest of the day (since the humans left with them- I had to make sure she’d come back home)! I couldn’t believe what these morons did… No self respecting kat would do these things – (but then, they’re only human, I guess)!
They first went to someplace with FOOD EVERYWHERE- but they didn’t bring anything back fur ME!
Then they went some other place where there was food EVERYWHERE (and coffee)- but still nothing fur the kat! *(don’t worry, they’ll pay)*….
And then the morons took pictures of themselves taking pictures!
What do they PUT IN THAT COFFEE?
Oh the Humanity! Quick Shrimp, you can hide out over here. 🙂
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DUDE! Thanks!! Packing up my mice and nip!!
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“What do they put in that coffee?” BWWWAH! Love it! That is a “creature in training!”
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Oh Shrimp..i feel your pain..we had introoders here on Friday night AND they stayed on Saturday…that meant I had to go UTB as much as possible ..avoiding the other cats who wanted UTB too MOL…..them small things are weird..they move erratically and smell like foodables…but you can’t bite them???? paw pats Marbles xx
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I know!! What I don’t get is, why do they let those creatures walk around with milk and food all over their faces and hands and clothes, if we’re not allowed to EAT them? What a waste of food!! *(POUT)*
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Indeed..and if we flick a bit of food around we get the look….urghhhh 😦
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Yeah-dang morons!😾
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MOL MOL ..got that in one my friend 🙂 xx
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😸hehehe
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🙂 🙂 ❤
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🌸🌷
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Hahaahah those pictures 🙂 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed them!
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Always do 🙂 🙂 xx
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Awwww! *(Purrs)* so glad to hear it!
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Me too hahahaah:) xx
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💗
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Oh My Kats!! Humans must be like the craziest species ever!!!!!! Boy are we glad that we’re KATS!!!!!
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I’m sure they are- I mean, DUDES (and dude-ette!) look at all the evidence I’ve got!!
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Wow. I guess they DO put something really crazy in coffee (I wouldn’t know since I don’t drink it.)….
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Yes, it’s purrobably best to steer clear of that stuff- they say it’s like nip fur humans, but it sure makes them act weird!
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Oh my furry tail!! How horrible.
Not only do my humans chase me down twice a day and shove pills and some nasty tasting stuff in a bottle dropper down my throat, they catch me and shove me into the carrier and take me to that mean vet who gives me a shot twice a week.
I will admit I am feeling much better.
Now you would think the creatures would stay away to let me relax, but no-the adult creature brought her adult creature who brought her new born baby creatures.
I hissed and told them to leave but they stayed.
We need to figure rout who to get our humans all to ourselves with out these awful creatures.
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OH MY KATS! They put you through all that PAWFUL STUFF??? Dude -(ette)! I think it’s time fur you to talk to Judge Judy! Don’t worry- I’ll also talk to the kat mob boss here-(remember “the Judge?” He’ll take care of the whole bunch of them!! *Meanwhile, give them a big temper tantrum- complete with hairball…*
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Oh no…!! Things do get out of hand once awhile. You got to keep this situation under control, my dear Shrimp!
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OH MY KATS! I know it! But HOW? The place is crawling with CREATURES!!!!
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More creatures???? What’s happening at your place poor furry one ;(
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I don’t know…. But they’re gonna be here ALL FLIPPIN WEEK!! Dude- I need a JET!
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Close your eyes. Concentrate your inner purr to tap into the power of the universe and teleport to our flat! (At least Oli can teleport this way 😉 )
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Dude- ON MY WAY!!!
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🙂
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Hope you’ve got fancy feast,dude!
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We have a whole cupboard full of cat treats! And mean a whole human sized floor to ceiling cupboard!!!
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PURRRRRRFECT!! YAHOOOOOOO!!!
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