WELL, PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE NIP!!
THE CREATURE’S MOM TOOK IT TO OKLAHOMA!!!! I GET A VACATION!!!!!!
(PARTY TIME, DUDES!! BRING YOUR OWN BOX)!!
The Creature’s Mom took it with her to Oklahoma yesterday (on one of those big weird bird things)- to visit her sister and see her sister’s new Creature!
You know, the one that was born in May- that plans on coming up here soon to see the human, and purrobably to bite my tail too while he’s at it- (here’s a picture of the newest creature):
Yeah, I know he looks purrecious, but don’t furget he’s still A CREATURE)!
Anyway, I was looking through the human’s iPhone yesterday and saw all the pictures she took of the Creature – they think it’s “SOOO CUTE!” (Oh, good litter)! *tail flap*
In the first three pictures the Creature is trying to con its Mom into letting her play with her iPhone on the flight…
(She got purrmission)-
In the middle three pictures she’s showing the human her suitcase- (she better not have plans of putting ME in there)!
And in the last pictures, they’re packing up the car to leave – the very last picture is the Creature and it’s Mom on the big weird bird thingie at the airport! YAHOOOOOOOO!!
So, what are MY PLANS while the Creature is gone?
PARTY!!!! (And sleep)…
Now to get busy inviting all my kat furiends over fur a wild party… BRING YOUR OWN BOX! I’ll supply the nip and toilet paper!!