Published July 27, 2014 by hairballexpress

Well, I was minding my own business this morning, snoozing and dreaming of tunas and dragonflies, when the flippin human decided it was a purrfect time to bring out that obnoxious electronic BEAST and send my blood pressure through the roof!


I didn’t appreciate my nap being interrupted fur the next hour as she vacuumed and made enough racket to wake the dinosaurs, but what she did after that was even worse!

She picked me up, took my collar off, and GAVE ME A FLIPPIN BATH! Do I look like a dog??

I thought I made it clear to the moron that I didn’t want a bath, but she just sweet-talked me and kept right on dumping water over me!

I should have known it was coming- because she wiped my eyes and cleaned my ears and clipped my claws right before she did the vacuuming…

In spite of my crying and complaining she bathed me anyway…



Now I’m exhausted after all that crying and struggling… But dang,I DO look beautiful- and I feel better too – (but I’m not about to let the human know it! *(tail flap)*



33 comments on “Dang HUMAN!

  • Oh My Cats! As if the roaring monster isn’t bad enough, she even gave you a bath??? 😯 That’s just NOT FAIR!! Humans can be so mean sometimes!! (*angry tail flaps*) But at least you got some treats afterwards…

    Uh oh, that reminds us… the human hasn’t wiped our eyes or cleaned our ears for a week now… 😯 So we’d better go into hiding as it won’t be long before she’ll come and get us… See ya! πŸ˜‰

    Purrs and tunas to ya! πŸ™‚
    xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❀


  • Tell your human KATS do not need baths AND why on earth is she giving you yucks for fleas? DO you go outside? I mean really, what the flipping nerve of your human to do these things to you. Tell her, you are packing your kitty litter pan to come live with Mom BonZo who never gives her KATS a bath or yuck flea stuff either. MB does do nails, clean ears and brush teeth however. Your call, Shrimp. Front door is open for ya! LOVE, and BIG HUMUNGOUS HUGS, Mom BonZo


    • Yeah, those dudes are only good fur feeding us!…and back rubs…and neck scratches…and buying catnip..and treats… And making sure we get comfy chairs fur our thrones…and belly rubs… And keeping the CREATURES DISTRACTED!!! *(sigh)*


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