Well, I was minding my own business this morning, snoozing and dreaming of tunas and dragonflies, when the flippin human decided it was a purrfect time to bring out that obnoxious electronic BEAST and send my blood pressure through the roof!
I didn’t appreciate my nap being interrupted fur the next hour as she vacuumed and made enough racket to wake the dinosaurs, but what she did after that was even worse!
She picked me up, took my collar off, and GAVE ME A FLIPPIN BATH! Do I look like a dog??
I thought I made it clear to the moron that I didn’t want a bath, but she just sweet-talked me and kept right on dumping water over me!
I should have known it was coming- because she wiped my eyes and cleaned my ears and clipped my claws right before she did the vacuuming…
In spite of my crying and complaining she bathed me anyway…
Now I’m exhausted after all that crying and struggling… But dang,I DO look beautiful- and I feel better too – (but I’m not about to let the human know it! *(tail flap)*