Pony Express

Published July 18, 2014 by hairballexpress

Here we go again....

I got the human’s camera and stalked the Creature again yesterday, and OH MY KATS!

The Creature came outside in her jammies while the human was peacefully watering the grass and sipping her coffee and it began to tell the tale of every flippin pony from the days of cave men and dinosaurs to right now.

The human knew she was in trouble from the moment she looked down and saw this….


So much fur peace and quiet....

Then pretty soon her eyes glazed over and she stood with the hose in one hand (suddenly watering the sidewalk), her coffee in the other hand (getting covered with cobwebs), and a blank stare on her face as the Creature talked nonstop fur the next hour about wicked ponies and ponies that died and “came alive again,” &  how she was going to get 3 horses and build them a barn overnight.

It looked like this :









And all the human heard was…….
“and rainbow dash was the one who started the whole thing cause she was WICKED and…… Blah blah blah…. Ponies, and blah blah blah….ponies….. Kingdom. and blah blah blah…. Came alive again and it was okay that she died because…. Blah blah blah… And, but WHY did she come alive again?… “

And that was the first of 8 hours of the history of Ponyville… 

No wonder the human falls asleep so quickly.



7 comments on “Pony Express

  • WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! We got DIZZY reading about all those ponies!! And Oh My Cats! Did you just say that this was only the beginning of the story and that there is even MORE to come?!?! šŸ˜Æ Oh NOOOO!!! Your human had better use some earplugs next time the CREATURE starts talking like a waterfall… šŸ˜‰ MOL šŸ˜†

    Purrs and tuna to ya! šŸ™‚
    Roxy & Tigerlino ā¤


    • I KNOW!!! MOL! The human’s head was spinning and she kept muttering about having a headache ….something about a size 5 headache…and as soon as she came home, she fell asleep! *(scratches head)* ..*(buying her earplugs fur Catmas- )*


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