I was thinking last night that maybe I needed to try reasoning with the Creature. And then I thought I should purrobably
Then I woke up.
Of course, I was LAUGHING MY WHISKERS OFF when I woke up, but after thinking about it fur a while (and finding a disguise), I decided I had nothing to lose.
So I put on my Tom Brokpaw disguise
and purracticed changing my meow and then purrceded to question the Creature.
It went something like this:
(Me) : “So, Creature, I was wondering,…..
(Creature) : SHRIMP!!! Shrimp!!! Shrimp!!! SHRIMMMMMPPIE!!!!
(Me) : YEAH, UH, HI…. UH, CAN YOU CHILL FUR A MINUTE PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO KNOW,….
(Creature) : SHRIMMMMMPPIE!!!
(flailing her arms, shaking her ponies at me)….
(Me) : *(ducking / hissing) *
(Creature) : *(shoves pony in my face)*
‘which pony do you want to groom first? How about Flutter Shy? How about Apple Jack? Here’s Rainbow Dash!! How about Rainbow Dash? Huh? How about Rainbow Dash?’
*(starts spinning around, ponies flying dangerously close to my head)*
(Me) : I just was wondering,… Uh, why you always….
(Creature) : Shhhhrrrimmmmpieee !
*(running toward me)*
(Me) : *(HISSSSSSS)!!!!!!!!!!!*
*(flies under bed desperately searching fur nail file)….
*(furget interview / book flight to the moon) *