Today was a creatureless day, (YES)!! – and I was basking in the warm sunlight that shone through the bedroom window and enjoying a long brushing session with the human as she sipped her coffee and prepared to write in her journal….
But then she picked up the journal, and some pictures fell out. The human picked them up and stuck them back between the pages of the journal quickly as if she was trying to hide them from me.
Well, you know the old saying about kats and curiosity, so I investigated….When she got up fur her tenth refill on her coffee, I opened the journal to where the pictures were and read what was written.
Now I’m upset and I’m going on the Dr.Phil show the first chance I get!
Meet my “parents;”
Notice I don’t look anything like them?
And look at these pictures!!
Hmmmmmmmm…..I don’t think so…
So how come I don’t look like ANY of them? *(tail flap)*
I asked the human about it when she came back into the bedroom and settled in to write, and she just looked at me and spilled her coffee.
Of course, after she “spilled” her coffee, she had to strip the bed and wash her sheets, which of course kept her too busy to answer me.
But that’s okay – because I’m going to go online and order a pawternity test tomorrow (she doesn’t know I have her debit card, he he he)- and THEN… I’m going to go on the Dr.Phil show and get to the bottom of this!
She should know better than to mess with a KAT! *(HUFF)!*