Today I stalked the Creature again to see what she’s up to – and OH MY KATS!! SHE’S GROWING MORE CREATURES!!
Just look at her here!! I heard its mother talking about wanting another baby…. and then today I caught the Creature watering “the vegetable garden!”
Oh, sure, they SAY that’s vegetables she’s watering….. But who do they think they’re fooling? I KNOW baby creatures come from the Cabbage patch!
They’re naming the creatures weird names like kale, artichoke, onion, Leek, CABBAGE, and cilantro!? What the flea?
Everybody knows creatures come from the Cabbage patch, so I don’t know why these idiots are trying to hide it, but this has to stop!!
Next thing I know there’s gonna be another harvest of Creatures like this! *(shudders)* It’s a sad day for us kats!