Now that school’s out, the creatures are in full bloom – especially one particular
I was so traumatized from the last time it was here fur the day, that I didn’t even have the strength to complain about it.
I’m about to make up fur that now.
I looked out the window and saw it coming early in the morning as its mom was dropping it off- I looked at the human to see if she was as surprised as I was, but obviously she had planned the whole sordid affair!
One glance at the humans’ face told me everything I needed to know… She had known the Creature would be coming – as evidenced by the king sized coffee mug filled with super strong coffee that she held in her hand, and her haste to go
“answer the door” so she could escape my glare.
I expected the human would be smart and get her off it before she could drive it into the living room or crash it into something, but oh no… The moron started talking PICTURES of it!
Then I knew there was nothing left fur me to do but to dart under the bed and hide until it went home- *(tail flap)*
I’ve got one nerve left and she’s on it!
Rope photo courtesy of Morguefile.com