Today I snagged the humans’ new camera, and decided to check out the Creature in her natural habitat, and boy, did i get a surprise!
Here she is in her cage:
She looked awfully happy fur someone stuck in a cage….*(scratches head)*… The strangest part is, that she never even tried to get out of it and seemed to be upset when she was released and her mom took her home!
I found out why she was so reluctant to leave…
She was making plans with an accomplice! Just look at her conspiring against me! Shameful!
Just look at the glee in her face!
Here she’s flippin jumping fur joy in anticipation of her plots against me!
Oh the shame of it!
And LOOK AT THIS
This is a trap she set fur me! But it sure is a funny looking thing – Wonder how it works? Maybe I’ll have to Google it…..
Boy Shrimp the creature indeed is happily plotting…this is what they do..and they suck the big peeps in with these things called ‘cute smiles’ so beware ….UTB is the safest place π hugs Fozziemum xx
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Oh I’ve seen those “cute smiles”…. They’re a trap in themselves! The Creature uses that thing to melt people’s hearts so she can use her mind powers on them! I tell you, people don’t have a chance when she flashes one of those things at them! *(tail flap)*
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Dangerous little creature π
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Yes she is!! *(scampered under bed)*
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bWHAHAHAAH
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Shrimp, no wonder you look so exhausted in that last photo. All these plots must be torturing you, not know when the creature is going to spring her trap. You poor baby. My β₯οΈ really goes out to you. You are in quite the predicament. *biting nails* Mom BonZo
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Thanks Mom Bonzo… I’ve been a nervous wreck! *(twitch / scratch)*β₯
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Ask your human fur some catnip to help calm your nerves.
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I did… And she gave it to me… But it did’nt exactly CALM me…. You can read about it in the morning….β₯
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OH-OH!
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He he he….*(snickers)*β₯
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That cage is probably meant for you and the CREATURE was testing it out!! That’s why she went in their willingly! Because let’s face it… WHO GOES INTO A CAGE WILLINGLY!? NO ONE! That’s who! But since she probably knew how to get out again, she had no reason not to go into that thing! She sure is plotting something against you! And it’s scary that she even has little helpers now!!! Poor Shrimp! We fear for your safety! π¦
Oh, and that funny looking thingie? That’s probably the entrance to the cage. And once she’ll put her plan to catch you into action she’ll probably put yummy treats or tuna or a big fat whale or anything that might attract a KAT in there to lure you in! Why that clever little thing!! If it weren’t so shocking we’d admire her cleverness… π― Dangit! You just can’t win with her!! You’d better start digging that tunnel to Japan again… Sorry, Shrimp! But there seems to be no other way out of this but to go as far away as your paws will carry you… π¦ (*sigh*)
Purrs and new shovels (for digging the tunnel)…
Roxy & Tigerlino β€
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AHA!! I KNEW IT!!
That explains why she Didnt want to leave! I wonder what she promised her accomplice to get her help… Purrobably a boatload of ice cream or a bucket of ponies… But I have to say, if she stuffs a whale in that thing, I may have to take my chances!
*(tummy rumbles)*β₯β₯
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Hhmmm… a big fat whale sure sounds tempting but you have to stay STRONG! Even if she puts two big fat whales in there… or three… or four… you must NOT give in to temptation, or else… π― (*sending prayers to THE KAT that the big fat whales will be out of stock when the CREATURE tries to buy one*)
Purrs and a cute little mini whale to ya! (*sorry, but the big ones were out of stock…*) π
Roxy & Tigerlino β€
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β₯ MOL! Well, I hear small whales have more antioxidants…???
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They do??? Well… in that case… LET’S ORDER SOME MORE!!!! π Will 1.352.097 mini whales be enough for a month??? MOL ! π β€ β€ β€
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Why SURE!!!! THAT’SA NICE START!! *(tummy rumbles)*β₯β₯
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The 1.352.097 mini whales are on their way…
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PAWSOME!!! WAITING WAITING AT THE MAILBOX!!! *(SUPER TRILLLLLLLS)*β₯β₯
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OH NOOOOO!!! LOOK AT THE NOTIFICATION WE JUST RECEIVED!!!!
Delivery Status Notification: .. STATUS TRACK ID 2014-06-03 at 11:59. Courier service couldn’t make the delivery of your cargo. Package was too heavy… got damaged and torn open… whales escaped… sorry…
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Now what?!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *(POUT)* / *(TAIL FLAP)* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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MOL MOL MOL ! Nah, we were just kidding! The real notification read like that:
Delivery Status Notification: .. STATUS TRACK ID 2014-06-03 at 11:59. Package is on it’s way… will be delivered tomorrow at noon to sweet little Shrimp…
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Purrs and (((BIG KITTY HUGS))) to ya! β€ Roxy & Tigerlino β€
P.S. You're still out of tomatoes, right???? (*anxiously biting nails*)
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*(purrs)* That’s more like it! *(licks chops in anticipation)* Thank you!
(actually the human used all the tomatoes… That freak)!β₯β₯
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Phew… what a relief… (*wiping the sweat off the foreheads*) π
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(hehehe)! *purrs*
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(when in doubt, POUT)!*
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Odd indeed. I don’t understand kids…..
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*(sigh)* Me either…. Dang, those things are clever….β₯
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All this spying must be wearing you out dear Shrimp! You are really doing well with the flashy box!
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Why thank you, Marty! I have to admit its hard to use though…. Since I don’t have thumbs…. And I can’t ask the human fur help, because I Can’t let her know I’m using “HER” toy!
*(she’s so SELFISH)!*
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Oh no you better keep a good eye on that creature and I am happy you are taking photos to keep a running agenda of her habits so you can plan your get away from her.
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Yes… I’m gathering gathering my evidence…β₯
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Oh No Shrimp dat’s pawful. Meez saw hers conspiwin’. but at least yous on da defense. MOL And yes hoomans don’t seem tu be boddewed by cages neawly as much as wees awe. Maybe ders awe much mowe fun. MOL Yous lookin kwite gawjus der cat nappin’. Hope fings wowk out okay. π
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
Dezi
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Hugs and nip and tunas to ya! β₯
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β₯β₯ π β₯β₯
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Super cute pictures. All baby humans like to play in and around those cages, they even get their purrrfect little heads caught in between the bars sometimes, and you should see how they kick and scratch when it happens.
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Do they sell tickets?
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Lol.
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*(purrs)*β₯
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