1.) Never stick your head in the Kleenex box. Mice don’t go in there anyway no matter what the dog says.
2.) Sometimes the humans will desert you in the name of “vacation”. When they do, never let them furget it.
3.) Instead of going to all the work of catching fish, curl up in a box, and have an accomplice mail you to the nearest tuna cannery.
4.) if the humans repeatedly sleep in and refuse to get up and feed you, remember the Liberty bell is more than just a monument.
5.) The humans don’t like to share their Pizza, so wait til they turn around to pay the delivery guy then jump up and lay on the box to “keep it warm” fur them. This is especially effective if you can also manage to squeeze a paw into the Pizza itself.
6.) The humans will get upset if you lay on their laptop keyboards, so lay on the screen instead.
7.) If the humans cherish their books, determine which one is their favorite or most expensive one, and be sure to read it to let them know you approve of their taste. Be sure to leave a hairball somewhere in the book so they can’t miss the fact that you read it.
8.) Always be on the wrong side of the door!
9.) Always guard the food! This is too important to leave to the dogs.
10.) No matter WHAT they tell you…
Never trust the dog!
✦photos from Pinterest✦
Ahahahahaha too funny Shrimp!! I could see you doing all of those things you fabulous girl!! 😀 ❤
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Why thank you, human. I do all those things and more. It’s hard work being a kat! *(exhausted)*
*(yawn / stretch / snore)*
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Bwahahahhahaahh Cleo loves to sleep on the fridge…I have to move her tail when I open and close the door..sheesh hugs Fozziemum xx
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MOL! I see she’s dedicated… Good fur her! ♥
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She sure is….she knows how to wrap herself around me…bless her panther tactics 😉 ❤
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Deer human, Every Kat knows how to wrap humans around their little paws!!♥ (just sayin)
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Bwahahahaahah that they do Shrimp that they do! ❤ ❤
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:-)*[purrs]*
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🙂 awww hugs my sweet
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*[trills]*
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🙂
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♥
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❤
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😀
Awesome!
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😉 why thank you! Glad it brightened your day!
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That is some very good advice!
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*(purrs)* Why thank you!
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Kats are so much more intelligent. Nothing worse than stoner dogs…
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That’s fur sure…..(hiss)!! *{{purrs}}
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What a wonderful list to live by 😀
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*(purrs)*… Especially the part about the liberty bell… Those lazy humans would never get up and feed me otherwise! *(tail flap)*
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Oh my goodness – these are so funny! Thanks, Shrimp, for bringing a smile to my day! 🐱
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Thank you human! So glad it made you smile! 🙂
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Your Mama Kat is a very wise cat lady! She taught you ALL THE THINGS you need to know about kitty life… and about how to handle the “competion” (aka the dogs 😉 ) MOL 😆 Mind if we copy those precious advices and hang them up on the fridge??? So we know how to handle the humans!? 😉 Purrs, Roxy & Tigerlino ❤ ❤
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By all means! Copy them and post them on katbook too!!! *[purrs]*
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Printing copies… 😉 *(purrs)*
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*(trills)*!!
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(*super trills*) !!
Hey sweetie, for some reason WordPress won’t let us comment on your today’s post!! 😦 We’ve tried several times but it does not post our comment… WordPress can be soooo weird sometimes… (*sigh*)
Have a PURRFECT weekend, sweetie! 🙂
xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
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Well thanks fur letting me know!!
I always look furward to your comments! Have a purrrrrfect weekend! *(trills)*!!
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Vewy cute. Meez dusn’t hav tu sit on da pizza box cuz mommy givs us pizza anyime hers can buy it. Wees luv da pizza. As fuw da ‘putew, wees don’t sit on it at all. Deys don’t make a scween big nuff fuw ow big hiney bows. MOL
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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Mol!! You are lucky kats to get pizza…my human won’t let me have any…some nonsense about it not being good fur me…dang vet….
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OMC meez so sowwy. In modewatiion almost all da ‘gwedients awe okay. Da cheese is fine and most kittys du luv tomatoes. and wees like da peppewonis. So mommy lets uus hav a little bit at a time, and hambuwgew is fine. Da cwusty bwead pawt again in modewation is okay fuw us tu. But ifin yous hav a medical condition den it mite not be okay. So long as kitty is healffy, den a little pizza won’t huwt at all. No onions or chunks of gawlic tho’. But da little bit of gawlic in da sauce is so minute dat it won;t huwt youss. Maybe da nez time yous mite get a little bite. 🙂
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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LOL =^,^= ❤
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Ty so very much for the chuckle.
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