1.) Never stick your head in the Kleenex box. Mice don’t go in there anyway no matter what the dog says.
2.) Sometimes the humans will desert you in the name of “vacation”. When they do, never let them furget it.
3.) Instead of going to all the work of catching fish, curl up in a box, and have an accomplice mail you to the nearest tuna cannery.
4.) if the humans repeatedly sleep in and refuse to get up and feed you, remember the Liberty bell is more than just a monument.
5.) The humans don’t like to share their Pizza, so wait til they turn around to pay the delivery guy then jump up and lay on the box to “keep it warm” fur them. This is especially effective if you can also manage to squeeze a paw into the Pizza itself.
6.) The humans will get upset if you lay on their laptop keyboards, so lay on the screen instead.
7.) If the humans cherish their books, determine which one is their favorite or most expensive one, and be sure to read it to let them know you approve of their taste. Be sure to leave a hairball somewhere in the book so they can’t miss the fact that you read it.
8.) Always be on the wrong side of the door!
9.) Always guard the food! This is too important to leave to the dogs.
10.) No matter WHAT they tell you…
Never trust the dog!
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