I am SO FLIPPIN TICKED!

Published May 18, 2014 by hairballexpress

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So, this evening when the human took her shower, I snagged her smartphone so I could check out some online kat dating websites again…..

Well, she had apparently been looking through the pictures in her gallery before she suddenly decided to get her shower, so I started looking at them so I could admire all the pictures of myself.

Well, GUESS WHAT?

I HAD TO LOOK THROUGH COUNTLESS CREATURE PICTURES BEFORE I FOUND ANY OF ME!!! (HISS)!!!

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Bad enough there are zillions of pictures of the Creature- now I have TWO flippin creatures  to compete with fur attention!

The Dang humans’  phone is loaded with picture after picture of the new baby creature and its proud parents…. And still countless pictures of the Creature!

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Pictures of the creature’s parents, pictures of the baby creature sleeping, and smiling, and right after it was born-
And pictures of the original creature playing in the sprinkler, relaxing outside with its mom…… Even THIS PICTURE…..

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Apparently, the Creature’s Teddy bear was sick today… So the Creature tucked him in and gave him books to read and left him a bowl in case he was going to “throw up” and couldn’t make it to the bathroom in time!

Oh my flippin FLEAS!!

So, by the time I finally got through all the creature pictures, and found some of my cute little self, the Dang human was done with her shower and took the flippin phone from me!!

How rude!  *( tail flap)*

34 comments on “I am SO FLIPPIN TICKED!”

  • Shrimp you are a pretty meower. They get hung up on their litter. How many litters have you been part of? Dish the dirt! Nice collar btw…

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  • If you really want to take care of this, you need to report this to proper authorities. Smarty phones are only supposed to have pictures of cats on them. It’s some Federal Communications law or sumfin’. (I think there’s an exception for teddy bears, and, let’s grant that much—it’s only fair.)

    P.S.: you look good even when you’re ticked.

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    • Why thank you, Furless One! By golly I’m reporting the human!!! I mean, fur kats’ sake, what’s the point of havinga flippin smart phone if not fur holding thousands of pictures of the most beautiful kat in creation?! (* Dang human *)…

      PS… Glad to hear from you again, furiend… Missed you!♥

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  • Oh My Cats! CREATURE OVERLOAD!!! That’s UNBEARABLE! That’s flippin unacceptable! What do they need all those pictures for!?!?!? We don’t get the humans… WEIRDOES!!!

    Purrs and tunas and a smart phone to take your own pictures to ya! ❤ Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

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  • Oh Shrimp what awe wees gunna du ’bout dis injustice tu yous. 🙂 Meez knows….stawt fotobombin’ all da cweatuwe fotos. Yous don’t hav tu hang wound, just wait til da flashy box or da fone comes out and wight afuw da click, wun in and put yous face in fwunt of cweatuwe and wun off again. MOL

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

    Dezi

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  • Firstly, never go into someone else’s phone. You don’t always like what you find. Now you’ve learned that. 🙂 Tell the human congratulations from us at CATB. And Shrimp, if it’s any consolation your picture is pinned up on Tsuki’s wall. 😉

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