So, this evening when the human took her shower, I snagged her smartphone so I could check out some online kat dating websites again…..
Well, she had apparently been looking through the pictures in her gallery before she suddenly decided to get her shower, so I started looking at them so I could admire all the pictures of myself.
Well, GUESS WHAT?
I HAD TO LOOK THROUGH COUNTLESS CREATURE PICTURES BEFORE I FOUND ANY OF ME!!! (HISS)!!!
Bad enough there are zillions of pictures of the Creature- now I have TWO flippin creatures to compete with fur attention!
The Dang humans’ phone is loaded with picture after picture of the new baby creature and its proud parents…. And still countless pictures of the Creature!
Pictures of the creature’s parents, pictures of the baby creature sleeping, and smiling, and right after it was born-
And pictures of the original creature playing in the sprinkler, relaxing outside with its mom…… Even THIS PICTURE…..
Apparently, the Creature’s Teddy bear was sick today… So the Creature tucked him in and gave him books to read and left him a bowl in case he was going to “throw up” and couldn’t make it to the bathroom in time!
Oh my flippin FLEAS!!
So, by the time I finally got through all the creature pictures, and found some of my cute little self, the Dang human was done with her shower and took the flippin phone from me!!
How rude! *( tail flap)*