Grudge list

Published May 12, 2014 by hairballexpress


Well, thanks to Mother’s Day, I spent ALMOST the ENTIRE day all by my little self yesterday while the humans went out fur their “special plans.”

The Creature, its mother and father, and human # 2 had the WHOLE thing PLANNED! And worst of all, they went to a fancy restaurant and treated my human to a feast and dessert, without at least bringing me along in the human’s bag!

There’s absolutely no excuse for that nonsense, especially since her bag is big enough to hide a flippin spaceship in!


I couldn’t believe she had the nerve to fly out of here this morning without first brushing me, telling me how beautiful I am, and feeding me Treats!

This is a most serious violation!

And when she came home, all she had fur me was SIX cans of Fancy Feast!  Why, that’s not even enough fur breakfast, let alone a decent peace offering!  *(pout)*

I’m afraid it may be necessary to trade the humans in fur a newer model. *(sigh*)!

I’ll sleep on it, then decide…




22 comments on “Grudge list

  • My furriend that’s a clear violationz of your feline rights…I say trade up…there are lotz of humanz out there who would gladly give you all you desirez….we too have staffs lackin in the care department…they left uz 4 girlz with the 2 poochiez high and for tea and laughz….a few carefully misplaced pressies outside the litter tray wiped the smilez from their dialz MOL MOL paw pats Cleo xxx


  • Lol you’re a hard taskmaster Shrimp! I hope you were kind to your mother for her special day and decided to give her another chance after all 😉 ❤


  • Haha you have some serious considerations to make. Shouldn’t you have been included in the mother’s day activities? I mean we are the center of their world after all. Maybe you need to retrain them. 😀


  • What – no “Shrimp bag” ??? That’s inexcusable….a clear violation of your rights to have leftovers – time to live up to your blog’s name and leave an express hairball in a good spot – like by the bedroom slippers.

    Hugs, Sammy


  • That’s outrageous! 😦 How dare they treat you like this!!!! Hang on there, sweetie…we’re gonna call the kats rights organization…

    Purrs and 70 cans of fancy feast to ya!
    Roxy & Tigerlino ♥♡♥


  • Aaaw Shrimp meez so sowwy dat yous had tu spend da day alone. But on da upside, least yous didn’t hav tu deal wiff ‘cweatuwe’. MOL But not bwingin’ yous as least a little sumfin back fwum da nice westaurant is a twavesty fuw suwe. MOL When yous wun out of Fancy Feast come on evew, wees will shawe ows wiff yous. 🙂

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥



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