Well, thanks to Mother’s Day, I spent ALMOST the ENTIRE day all by my little self yesterday while the humans went out fur their “special plans.”
The Creature, its mother and father, and human # 2 had the WHOLE thing PLANNED! And worst of all, they went to a fancy restaurant and treated my human to a feast and dessert, without at least bringing me along in the human’s bag!
There’s absolutely no excuse for that nonsense, especially since her bag is big enough to hide a flippin spaceship in!
I couldn’t believe she had the nerve to fly out of here this morning without first brushing me, telling me how beautiful I am, and feeding me Treats!
This is a most serious violation!
And when she came home, all she had fur me was SIX cans of Fancy Feast! Why, that’s not even enough fur breakfast, let alone a decent peace offering! *(pout)*
I’m afraid it may be necessary to trade the humans in fur a newer model. *(sigh*)!
I’ll sleep on it, then decide…