Today the human spent the whole day with the Creature….(I know-crazy)!
The Creature got the kat encyclopedia and purrceded to “read it” to the human as the human sipped countless cups of coffee in a desperate attempt to wake up and make sense of it all.
She was telling the human which kats had tails and which kats didn’t….(they all did, but try convincing the Creature who didn’t want them all to have tails).
She purrtended to read their names, which the human also purrtended to accept as gospel truth (yet ANOTHER reason to question her sanity), but I don’t care WHAT they say, I don’t believe fur one minute that every kat on those pages was named “Rainbow Dash,” “Fluttershy,” “Princess Celestia,” and
“Applejack!”
Then the Creature tried to SELL every kat in that book to my human fur the low, LOW PRICE of only $ 9.00!
“HURRY! At prices like this they won’t last long!”
When the human tired of “buying” all 874 kats in the encyclopedia, and refused to
“purchase” anymore kats, the Creature suddenly decided she had good news –
“They’re NOT KATS, THEY’RE REALLY DOGS!”
*(sigh)* They can’t pay me enough Fancy Feast to put up with this! *(tail flap)*
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Oh dear..the miniature humans really are trying on a kitties patience aren’t they 😉 have some Fancy Feast and I suggest a full blown pout 🙂 hugs Fozziemum x
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Oh, trust me, I have regular Pout sessions!! *[pout*]
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Don’t blame you…it’s enough to make a kitty urn EMO bwahahhah 🙂
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Mol! 🙂
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Bwahahahaah 🙂
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Purrs♥
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❤
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Oh dear! Little humans can be quit trying at times. Maybe some treats or nip will help.
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(OMC) yous suwe is havin’ da twubbles wiff da cweatuwe awen’t yous. MOL Meez wiff yous now, HIDE!!! MOL
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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Thank you! All i can say is thank GOD fur the dust ruffle…i can watch the Creature without being seen!
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MOL what a good idea. Meez mommy took ows away when shes saw a spidew on it. MOL
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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Uh Oh. Well I’m going to be sure to keep spiders away from our Dust ruffles so my human won’t think of that! *(hunting spiders)*
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MOL Mommy nevew fawt ’bout it till hers saw one, and dat wus all it took. Meez mommy hates bugs but specially spidews. MOL
Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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Yes, my human always points out spiders to me… I think she wants me to eat them… What does she think I am, a flippin ANIMAL?
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MOL Weally?? Mommy wuld wathew meez nevew ate any bugs. but meez noze hers wus happy ’bout meez killin’ da spidew afuw hims kuld get hers. And just tell yous mommy dat spidews don’t taste good so ifin shes sees it den hers shoe wuld be a lot bettew. MOL
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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Oh My Katness!!! It’s awful what you have to put up with… The CREATURE is relentless in its attempt to drive you crazy… *(tail flap)* 😦 We hope you’ll find some time to rest… until it all starts again… *(sigh)*
Hace a PURRFECT weekend, sweetie! 🙂
Puurs and fancy feast and dragonflies to you! ❤ Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
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Why thanks fur the tuna and fancy feast and dragonflies…maybe they’ll help me hang on a little longer…*[digging claws in]!
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Has the Creature had her marbles mixed up a little since the mini-creature was born? Poor Shrimp! Tell your mom happy Mother’s day for us!
Marty and Mom
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I told her! Thank you! *[trills]*
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No wonder your mom needed so much coffee – little human creatures take up lots of energy! You probably needed extra noms just to observe!
Happy Mother’s Day to your mom! (Mine will be getting extra luvs from me and my co-horts! *purr*)
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Why thank you! Those little creatures never seem to get tired…or to quit talking! *[tail swish]*
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