Today the human spent the whole day with the Creature….(I know-crazy)!
The Creature got the kat encyclopedia and purrceded to “read it” to the human as the human sipped countless cups of coffee in a desperate attempt to wake up and make sense of it all.
She was telling the human which kats had tails and which kats didn’t….(they all did, but try convincing the Creature who didn’t want them all to have tails).
She purrtended to read their names, which the human also purrtended to accept as gospel truth (yet ANOTHER reason to question her sanity), but I don’t care WHAT they say, I don’t believe fur one minute that every kat on those pages was named “Rainbow Dash,” “Fluttershy,” “Princess Celestia,” and
Then the Creature tried to SELL every kat in that book to my human fur the low, LOW PRICE of only $ 9.00!
“HURRY! At prices like this they won’t last long!”
When the human tired of “buying” all 874 kats in the encyclopedia, and refused to
“purchase” anymore kats, the Creature suddenly decided she had good news –
*(sigh)* They can’t pay me enough Fancy Feast to put up with this! *(tail flap)*