Why I hide from Creatures

I know humans just adore little creatures… but to kats they spell trouble.

Here’s a few reasons why……..

                       The Muncher ⇧

“The MUNCHER” likes to bite everything – especially if its covered with fur.

                    The Fashionista (A.)⇧

“The Fashionista” dresses kats in doll clothes, Halloween costumes, Mommy’s nightgown, Saran Wrap, tortillas, or anything else they can get their hot little paws on!

                     The Fashionista (B.) ⇧

                  The Fashionista (C.) ⇧

                 The Fashionista (D) ⇧

                       The Zombie ⇧

“The Zombie” likes to drool on kat heads and chew on kat ears, while at the same time removing kat whiskers…..

                      The Squeezer ⇧

“The Squeezer” just can’t get enough of squeezing the kat- until the claws come out….

So sometimes a kat has to have “An understanding”  with the creature………

Still, although creatures scare the fleas off kats, there are certain advantages to having a creature around….

ADVANTAGE 1.) creatures scatter food everywhere

Advantage 2.) They often share treats….

Advantage 3.) They usually have other pets…. Small, DELICIOUS pets that can easily get “LOST!”

Advantage 4.) creatures like to “introduce” their pets……(very helpful).

Advantage 5.) when creatures don’t want to finish their food, they rely on the kat to “destroy the evidence…”

Advantage 5.) creatures leave the water on……

Advantage 6.) creatures have the coolest toys…..

Of course, now and then a kat has to show a creature who’s boss…

And, as with any PURRchase, if you don’t like it, you can send it back!

♦ photos from Pinterest♦