Meet Kade…..
The brand new bouncing bundle of kat trouble who was born to this family of insane humans this morning at 10:08 a. m.
He looks awfully peaceful fur someone who was just born to a family of NUTS!
That was all these morons talked about all day! *(tail flap)*
“Oh, isn’t he BEAUTIFUL!” / ISN’T HE THE SWEETEST LITTLE GUY EVER” /
“OH, he’s so precious!”
GEEZ!
I bolted under the bed as soon as I heard he was coming! I was SO UPSET! I mean, DUDE! WHAT’S a self-respecting kat supposed to do?
They say he won’t be able to chase me, or play with my food, or steal my mice, or polish my claws, or pull my tail, or dress me in doll clothes, or put me in the washing machine- but I’m not so sure….
After all, they said that about the CREATURE too!
I figure I’m gonna play it safe and disappear before he gets a chance to get his hot little paws on me!
Honestly…. I don’t see why all the humans are so flippin EXCITED and happy!!
Of course, it COULD BE because they AREN’T small, portable furballs who CAN’T yell fur help…..
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Congratulations humans! Kitty — hang in there.
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Thanks fur the congratulations to the humans…. They’re all so excited its all they can talk about. (great. MORE COMPETITION)!
*(sigh)* ♥
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Congratulations and he is beautiful. Even if he is a human.
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Yeah they think so too… But
Where’s his fur?
(thank you)!♥
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Awww… what a little cutie-pie!! And he looks so INNOCENT! One could never tell from his appearance how DANGEROUS those CREATURES become once they learn how to walk… Poor Shrimp! Our hearts go out to you… *(sigh)*
Purrs and tunas and dragonflies and 5 big fat whales and a truckload full of catnip and a new Teddy bear and extra cuddles to you, sweetie! 🙂
Roxy & Tigerlino ❤ ❤ ❤
P.S. Shrimp, please DON't read any further… (*ducking heads*)
To Shrimp's humans:
Congratulations!! The little baby boy is super cute! 🙂 And Kade is a very beautiful name. Lots of love and all the best for the little one! May his life be filled with love, laughter, happiness and joy! ❤ But pssst… don't tell Shrimp we said that, okay? 😉
xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤ ❤ ❤
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Yes…. Looking cute and innocent is how they trick people….. And those Dang humans fall fur it EVERY TIME!! *(shakes head)*
I’ll tell the humans what you said….(thanks)!
Thanks fur those 5 big, fat whales…. All this stress has made me HUNGRY! ♥♥
✦PURRS AND TUNAS TO YA✦
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❤ ❤ 🙂 ❤ ❤
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*(Trillllllls)*♥♥
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Shrimp!!!! She is SOOOOOOOOO adorable! OMKAT! You MUST love this human! This is now your MISSION. ConKATS to your human! I am melting all over the floor!!! LOVE, Mom BonZo
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Oh great. ANOTHER human gushing over it! *(sigh)*
….. Just what I need- something else to distract them from FEEDING ME!
*(sigh)* *(tail flap)* ♥
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Now, Shrimp, BEHAVE yourself. This is an event for great celebration!!! BE happy!! You’ll still get fed, I know you will. Don’t you believe in sharing, just a little bit. SUPERKAT Rocky told ME about the Higher Order for you to LOVE this human. You can do it, I know you can! I have every confidence in you!! So stop pouting and BE HAPPY!!! Do the HAPPY DANCE!!! Chase that gorgeous tail of yours instead of “flippin’ it”. MUAH!!! You gorgeous KAT!!! xx
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*(pout)* *(sigh)*♥
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What will I do with you? No, make that, what will YOUR human do with you? Shame on you. This is a baby! How would YOU feel if YOU had a baby? Think about that, just think. *huh* And here I am thinking KATS are the smartest of all … I may have to retract that statement …..
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♥ kats do like babies. They just don’t want to be a
baby SANDWICH!♥
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MOL MOL MOL Babies won’t eat you, silly. They don’t know how. At least for the moment when the baby is tiny. Nothing to fear at all!!!
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*hmmmmmmmmm…….* scratches head *
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A-HA! I see I have you tinkin’. GOOD. Hmmmm……
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Ill have to think a little longer…. Like about 10 years…..*(scratches head)*♥
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Kay. Not a prob, Shrimp.
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*(purrs)*
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*trills* *face rub*
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*(purrrrrr)*♥
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I see I have you tinkin’. Not sure if my first reply went through…..GOOD!!!!!
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OOPSIE!!! You must LOVE HIM! That is a HIGHER ORDER from the SUPERKAT KINGDOM! They just spoke through me! xx
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ORDER? But kats don’t take orders!! **(GEEZ)!!
😉
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Oh yes they do. SUPERKAT Rocky says so! This is a special test for you to become “enlightened”. Don’t you want to be able to fly like SUPERKAT Rocky? Well here is your chance! I say go fur it!!! MOL!!!
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Uh huh. *(tail flap)*
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Choice comes down to YOU, Shrimp. *shrug* Guess you will never know how to fly. That’s cool. No prob. See ya.
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*(purrs…..* paws at face*)* ♥
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OKAY OKAY!!! I LOVE YOU! You BRAT! I LOVE YOU!!!
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*trills….purrs….* / rolls over belly up…*
love you too Mom Bonzo! *
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There is no way I can resist you, you Gorgeous Creature. Yes, there is a play on words there. MUAH!!! *belly kisses!*
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*(Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs)*♥
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Aaaaw so sowwy fuw yous havvin’ tu hide out. May be ifin yous cozy up tu it while is tu yung tu get at ya’ den when it gets biggew hims will purrtect yous fwum uddew cweatuwes. Just a fawt. And conCats tu yous hoomans.
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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Why thank you, Dezi….. Going to give it some thought….♥
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Yous still got a little time tu fink on it afuw is tu late. MOL And meez be finkin’ ’bout yous and wishin’ ya’ da bestest. 🙂
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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Thank you! Bless your furry little heart!♥
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🙂 ♥♥
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♥ purrs and tunas to ya! ♥
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Shrimp you may have a chance to turn him. He may be able to become your minion.
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Hmmmmmmm…..now THAT could be fun! (MOL)! ♥
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Bowie says “Meow!” I think he feels for you, my friend. But I have to say congrats to the humans!
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Why thank you. All the humans are thrilled. Idiots. *(sigh)*
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Oh no! Another blurpy! Congratulations to the humans…but we’re a little sorry for you.
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*(sigh)* me too. *(tail flap)*
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Congrats to your humans Shrimp! You might love this new little man…… give him a chance 🙂
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…. Thinking about it….. THINKING!
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My humans are going aww look at that adorable baby, and i am sorry but i am grateful it is not another creature here cause we have enough.
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Me too! One creature is more than enough!♥
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Congratulations! He’s absolutely beautiful. I have a feeling the two of you might just end up being best buddies Big hugs Julia & Oscar ❤
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Why thank you, human!
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This is your elected Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth serving all anipals except snakies.
We concattulate hoomans and creature.
We has never meeted such creature before! He indeed looking very peesful. We was wondering if he can serving us great white sharkie when mom and dad not home.
I, Purrime Ministerette Jaya, certainly could use great white sharkie on daily basis. But Shiva aka Obeshiva no can has. She is on a diet because of her fat obese obesiticity!
I, Purrime Ministerette Shiva, wanna telling all I NOT obese. Vet says I just a little bit fluffly and need diet. I just a whole lot of Shiva. And creature is whole lot of creature!
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Glad to meet you, Purrime Ministerette Shiva…. Will see white can do about that daily great white sharkie.. I don’t know though,…. He doesn’t look like he knows much about catching fishes just yet…. And the only thing The Creature tries to catch is KATS!! *(PURRS)*
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You no catching great white sharkies, you ordering one at London Aquarium. Me and Purrime Ministerette Jaya getting special PM delivery on number 10.
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MOL!! *(trills)*!♥♥
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I don’t get it. Those things make a lot of noise and smell weird. What’s to like?
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Mol!! And they love to grab kats!
*(scary)*
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