The brand new bouncing bundle of kat trouble who was born to this family of insane humans this morning at 10:08 a. m.
He looks awfully peaceful fur someone who was just born to a family of NUTS!
That was all these morons talked about all day! *(tail flap)*
“Oh, isn’t he BEAUTIFUL!” / ISN’T HE THE SWEETEST LITTLE GUY EVER” /
“OH, he’s so precious!”
I bolted under the bed as soon as I heard he was coming! I was SO UPSET! I mean, DUDE! WHAT’S a self-respecting kat supposed to do?
They say he won’t be able to chase me, or play with my food, or steal my mice, or polish my claws, or pull my tail, or dress me in doll clothes, or put me in the washing machine- but I’m not so sure….
After all, they said that about the CREATURE too!
I figure I’m gonna play it safe and disappear before he gets a chance to get his hot little paws on me!
Honestly…. I don’t see why all the humans are so flippin EXCITED and happy!!
Of course, it COULD BE because they AREN’T small, portable furballs who CAN’T yell fur help…..