I knew the Creature was coming today, so I planned a sort of “Surprise” fur her.
I fixed the sprinkler to soak her when she came into the yard…..
Of course, wouldn’t you know the Creature LOVED IT! *(tail flap)*
I can’t imagine why, but instead of getting mad and running home, the little rascal kept RUNNING BACK INTO THE SPRINKLER AND LAUGHING!
What the flea is her purroblem?
She EVEN kept sticking her head into the sprinkler!
*(sigh)* I just don’t get it….
And on and on it went… For TWO FLIPPIN HOURS! MY BRILLIANT PLAN FOILED BY A FLIPPIN 5 YEAR OLD!!!
I’ve never seen such insanity in any of my 9 lives- and I’ve already lived 7 of them!
Look how happy she is that she ruined my plans!
Holy flippin FLEAS! SHE’S WORSHIPING THE WATER!
Oh, this is worse than I thought…. The Creature’s just as crazy as the rest of these morons!
*(scratches head)*
hairballexpress 
Have you tried sending your minions after her?
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Not yet. Still getting my minions together….(they have very busy sleep schedules)!
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OMC I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!! There is NO thwarting her!
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Yes…dang creatures. *(tail flap)*!
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MOL Hav fun hidin’ fwum hers. And hav a pawsum day!! 😀
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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yes– hiding is all I flippin DO around here!!! *(pout)*
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Aaaaaw so sowwy.
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
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It was a great plan Shrimp! Just a pity that it got foiled by what is clearly a 5 year old genius mastermind! 😛 ❤
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Thanks…*(sigh)* back to the feline drawing board…*(shakes head)*
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yes the creature is and all of the creatures are. I told my humans to take them all to the lake and throw them in, but they all swam back and laughed and smiled.
Totally nuts.
🙂
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TELL ME ABOUT IT!!! *(TAIL FLAP!!!!)*
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Dangit!! 😦 😐 👿 That sounded like the PURRFECT plan!! Why didn’t the CREATURE run away like every other SANE CREATURE would!?!?!? Why is she so different from the rest of them????? Oh My Kats!! We hate to be the ones to tell you this… BUT… It looks like you CAN’T win! Not only does the CREATURE have magic powers but she is also as brave and bold as a lion! That’s a MOST dangerous combination… 😯
So… what do you think… should we send you a flight ticket to Japan yet or do you want to try another plan!?
Purrs and tunas and drgonflies and a super great idea for the PURRFECT plan to scare the CREATURE away! Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
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I’ll take that ticket to Japan—YESTERDAY!!!! *(Growwwwwwwwwwl….)*
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Ah Shrimp, you’ll think of something soon. You are very good at that! Best of luck, and let us know how it goes. 🙂
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Thanks human…
*(working on a devious plan)*….
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Good luck!!
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*(purrs)* thank you!♥
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