Oh FUR THE LOVE OF GOD – MAKE IT GO AWAY!
The singing, the chattering, the running, the banging and climbing… The HUNTING… (hunting ME)!
Lucky fur me, the human SAVED MY LIFE by distracting the hurricane and taking it outside where it promptly began tormenting the neighbors’ kat!
I watched from the safety of the bedroom window as she “played” – purraying the whole time that she wouldn’t come in to “play” with me!
I was so relieved when it went back home and I could FINALLY relax and concentrate on making the human feel guilty fur making me a nervous wreck!
Obviously, it’s time to RETRAIN her, since she’s apparently furgotten who’s boss around here!
*(plotting my revenge….)*
You know, the Creatures’ toys have some complaints of their own, so we met together this evening to come up with a diabolical plan…..
They’ve agreed to be my special agents….