What the FLEA?
This evening I snagged the humans’ smartphone and looked through all her pictures (just making sure she didn’t have a bunch of pictures of other kats on her phone)…..
And I found these curious pictures:
But where's the MOUSE?
WHAT THE FLEA!
What kind of trick is this? Apparently the human went shopping today with the Creature and its dad, and I heard them talking about a mouse named Minnie and pink shoes.
It didn’t make sense to me, so I thought maybe the human FINALLY GOT SMART and decided to buy me a mouse:…( I mean, she was already at the store anyway, right)?
Well, apparently she STILL doesn’t have a brain, because she came home with everything imaginable except fur a mouse!
And by the way the Creature is grinning, my guess is that The Creature did something with the mouse! (But what? I don’t see one in the cart)!
I just don’t get it. What’s the point of going shopping anyway, unless you plan to come home with a nice, juicy mouse?
Dang humans!
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Blast those humans! How could they be so cruel? However I have to say, the Creature is looking most lovely in that fabulous outfit! Have you been styling her Shrimp? 😉 ❤
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Yes, sometimes I can’t believe the level these humans will sink to fur tormenting me!
As fur styling the Creature, she does that all by herself… The humans think she’s so flippin CUTE….(Geez)!
*(tail flap)*
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Haha well I can’t help agreeing with your human on this one! But of course nobody could ever be as stylish as your gorgeous self Shrimp! ❤
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Awwwww… Why thank you sweet human! (purrs)!!♥
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Hmmmm… we don’t get it either why you would go to a store without getting your (*cute, cuddly, well behaved*) little kitty a big fat juicy mouse… But hey, maybe they wanted to buy one but it was out of stock and will be delivered as soon as they got it in stock??? So hey, there’s still hope… 😉
Purrs and tunas and a big fat juicy mouse to you, beautiful! 🙂
Roxy & Tigerlino ❤ ❤
P.S. You look super cool with these glasses on… 🙂
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I see some interesting looking cans in the Creature’s cart, is it possible that she picked up food for YOU?
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Well, somebody did…(but There’s stills MISSING mouse!! *(tail flap)* ♥
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Send them straight back to the store to get your mouse Shrimp!
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I tried… But you wouldn’t believe the excuses these people can come up with….”they don’t sell live mice at Walmart,”….” that’s unsanitary, and you’re NOT a stray…” WHATEVER!
*(POUT)*
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Never mind the mouse – those glasses are you!
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MOL!! Why thank you, furiend! *(purrs)*♥
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Well, as long as you don’t hafta wear them!
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Thank heaven’s fur that!!♥
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Oh man Minnie Mouse and there is Mickey Mouse and all of those crazy mice.
Ali says those mice are to old and tough to eat.
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Oh! Well I hadn’t thought of that… Thanks for saving me the effort! *(tuna is calling)!* ♥
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They sell fishies at Wal-Mart. You could hint for one of those. Not as much fun as a mouse, but better than nothing.
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Good idea. I’ll con, I mean, I’ll get the human to get me some fishes!!
*(purrs)* ♥
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