I DON’T LIKE IT – NOT ONE LITTLE BIT!

Published April 9, 2014 by hairballexpress
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On full alert....

I’ve been such a flippin nervous wreck today  – (expecting the Creature to blast through the door at any minute) – that I couldn’t do ANYTHING I normally do fur fun.

I tell you, my nerves are shot!

I wanted to shred the new package of ultra soft toilet paper – I’ve been dying to get my hot little paws on that since the human brought it home – but then I thought heard that familiar voice and ran fur cover!

As it turned out though, it wasn’t the Creature ( this time) – it was the creatures across the street! I don’t know how or why it keeps happening, but I’ve noticed a strange trend since the warmer weather has started…

Every day creatures fill the streets on their bicycles, and race down the sidewalks on their skateboards…. They yell, and laugh, and play with their dogs and play basketball – and I DON’T LIKE IT AT ALL!

They make so much noise they disturb my naps, they alert the local bird population and scare them away before I can get my paws on oneAnd THEN….

There’s always that one little creature in the stroller passing by that has to throw its bottle at me or cry loud enough to start an earthquake!

And then there are the morons with their drooling dogs sniffing around in MY KINGDOM!

Dude, I can’t even have a few minutes of peace to dig up a nice flowerbed!

So every day, I wait until all the creatures in the neighborhood finally go back home so I can go outside in peace and tend to all my important kat business…..

And after the sun goes down and I finally start my prowling, another one hatches from under a rock somewhere, and once again, I have to RUN FUR MY LIFE!

So, I’ve been thinking…….

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Hmmmmmmm.....

I’VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO STOP THOSE CREATURES FROM HATCHING…. BUT HOW?

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16 comments on “I DON’T LIKE IT – NOT ONE LITTLE BIT!

  • Hey sweetie! CREATURES must be a universal problem… the streets here are crowded with them too!!! Unfortunately we’ve got no clue on how to stop them from hatching… but hey, maybe we should write Santa a letter!? But then again, Santa seems to be quite fond of CREATURES… (*sigh*) Oh WAIT! Aren’t storks associated with delivering creatures!? What if we pay them a mouse for every creature they won’t deliver?? You think that might work!? MOL 😆

    Purrs and big fat tunas to you, beautiful! 🙂
    Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

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