Today was a fateful day…. The RETURN OF THE CREATURE!
I was sleeping so peacefully – until I heard a familiar sound. The Pink Tornado came bursting back into the house at the speed of light again, and I dove under the bed like a rocket!
It didn’t save me, though. The Dang thing knew I was in the house and was determined to find me!
The human distracted it by playing with it fur a while…. And listening as it told her scary stories about alligators “eating children” and about ponies that turned pink from eating too many cupcakes….
Meanwhile, I was frantically digging my tunnel to Japan from under the bed, and purraying the human could keep it from finding me!
I was relieved when the human finally put on a movie fur it – “Kats and Dogs” – I thought surely it would furget about me.
No such luck.
It came hunting in the bedroom fur me and I looked up and it was right beside me! I almost DIED!
I HISSED AT IT AND RAN BACK UNDER THE BED – SATISFIED THAT I HAD SCARED IT SUFFICIENTLY – BUT GUESS WHAT?
THAT’S RIGHT…. It went and asked the human why I made that “CUTE NOISE!”
I’ve never been so insulted!!
….. Dang humans.