Right when I thought it was SAFE!
Since the human broke her shoulder 2 weeks ago, it’s been nice and quiet around here. There’s been no Creature running around tormenting me with her rubber arrows, playing in my food, or stalking me and stealing my mice….
Why, I haven’t even had to worry about getting bathed (not fur at least another 6 months)! But today I got some AWFUL news!
IT’S COMING BACK MONDAY!!!
That’s right…. Apparently the human MISSES IT!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?
What in the name of Catnip did they put in her medicine?
I don’t know what those doctors did to my poor human to make her want something so risky…. The poor thing must be out of her mind with pain!
All I know is, my peaceful world will be shattered once that Creature comes… And once again, my human will be busy with IT INSTEAD OF ME!
Somehow I have to keep it from coming…
Maybe there’s something I can slip into her tea,….