In the Creature cave
Every day this week, the Creature was here… From 8 am – 5:30 pm.
I hid under the bed…. It barked like a dog, purrtended to be a kat… Bounced all over the human, chased me, played with my toys,….
Competed fur the humans’ attention (it ALWAYS WINS)….
"LOOK HOW HIGH I CAN JUMP!!
Jumped off the couch, drowned its dolls in the sink, and raided the fridge multiple times….
The human has a headache and can’t keep her eyes open. The house is quiet again, and turned upside down, and the human’s book is laying neglected (again) beside her as she fights to stay awake and read a chapter.
At this rate the human will finish that book when the Creature goes to college
Wake me up when it’s gone.
*(tail flap)* / *(snore)* .
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Poor Human and Shrimp! Hang in there!
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Oh I’m hanging alright….by a thread!
The poor human didn’t even care to watch Claw and Order (her favorite…
And her habit after hearing only Sesame Street and other kids programming all day…or none at all) –
But she sure loves that little Creature… (??)
*(tail flap)*
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I can understand 🙂
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Purrs….
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You poor thing Shrimp! Starting to suspect the Creature is the human equivalent of you – a hurricane of energy, as stubborn as they get, and with quite a fabulous dress sense – I mean look at that room! You’ve got to admire that! I do believe you may just have met your match 😉
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Yes, she really is all those things….and she sure lights up a room when she smiles…but OH MY KATS! If the Creature’s not happy, NOBODY’S Happy!
And yes, she has a cute cave….but she has HELLO KITTY HELD CAPTIVE! Poor HELLO KITTY is everywhere you look in there! The kid is OBSESSED with her!!
(& with ME)! Just my luck…
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Nawww sounds like you’ve got a bit of a soft spot for her after all Shrimp! She really does sound like the human version of your majestic self 🙂 And as for Hello Kitty, you should work on rescuing her! I believe in you 😉
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Well,i do like the little critter (when she’s not here)….but you didn’t hear that from me!
(working on rescuing HELLO KITTY!)
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Lol, good work Shrimp! 😀
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(*purrs*)
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she is one ADORABLE little bundle of energy though! Happy Weekend!
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Thank you… (i think…)?
I will have a great weekend…the human’s get to stay home and spoil me all weekend!!!
(SUPER TRILLS)!!
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That creature SCARES me! I don’t know how you do it, Shrimp! You poor baby! And your human, she must be dragging her fanny, so BE NICE to her today! Oh, this is distressing all the way around! Concerned for YOU and HUMAN, Mom BonZo
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Geez! What a nightmare! No wonder your paws hurt! Oh and did our eyes deceive us or did you say that she was barking like a dog!? Doesn’t she know that it is insulting to bark like a dog in the company of a cat!!?? That’s outrageous! She looks cute though…. Purrs, Roxy & Tigerlino
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Oh my KATS YES!!
And while she was barking like a dog, she was pulling her little red wagon around (it was “the dog” that “wouldn’t stop jumping on the table, on her, on the human, and on the couch”)…until the human put “the dog” outside because she couldn’t handle the noise anymore….
(Bermuda is sounding really good to the human fur some reason)….
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OH MY KATS! “Dogs” really are annoying! Yeah, the Bermudas sound like a PURRFECT idea… But make sure to plan that trip secretly… remember, the Creature has magic powers! Once she finds out about your plans she’ll follow you… 😯 You wouldn’t want THAT to happen!!!!!
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Maybe Bermuda isn’t far enough away……*( ears back / tail flap)*
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Hmmm… how about the moon then…
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No…no dragonflies up there….
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Dang…
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Yeah. Not fair.
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We don’t like creatures like that either, Shrimp. When creatures like that come into our house, we hide in the couch! Hope you get some rest and relief from the chaos.
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YOU MEAN ITS POSSIBLE TO GET INSIDE THE COUCH??? !!!!!!
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aaww you poor thing. You can come over to my crib at the Hotel Thompson and hang with me. There are no little humans here. XOXO – Bacon
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On my way…..
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Poor Shrimp, you are going to have to sleep the whole week-end to recover from all that excitement.
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Oh i know! It was all i could do to drag my paws out of bed this morning! My whiskers are dragging behind me! (*(yawn / stretch)*)….
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wow, she loves “hello kitty”! I do and highly recommend this Taiwanese airline: 🙂
http://myvirtualplayground.wordpress.com/2014/02/07/have-a-fff-funny-flying-friday/
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