So I checked out this online Kat Dating Website…..(Part One)

Published March 3, 2014 by hairballexpress
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Me in all my glory....

Since even kats seem to be getting into online dating websites, I decided to give it a try fur myself – and maybe even snag me a spider or two at the same time.

I uploaded my profile picture (above), and told all the prospective boy kats what they need to know about me…(I’m gorgeous, smart, spayed, had my shots, love mice, am beautiful, playful, affectionate, expert at shredding things, love catnip, model fur Cathouse Magazine and am ready fur romance).

Here are some of the responses I got (profile pictures);

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Frenchie

1.) Name – Frenchie
    Address – Paris, France
    Sex – Male
    Fixed? – no
    Girlfriends – “No… Why?”
    Kittens – “No…. Why, are they following me?”

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Max

2.) Name- Max
    Address – New York
    Sex – Male
    Fixed? – “Yes…. But I don’t mind if you don’t…”
    Girlfriends? – “Only on Wednesdays…. Free the rest of the time…”
    Kittens? – “WHO, ME?”

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Swanky

3.) Name – Swanky
     Address – Oregon
     Sex – Male
     Fixed – “NO FLIPPIN WAY!”
     Girlfriends ? – “143… looking fur number 144…”
     Kittens? – “Why, you want some?”

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Jake

4.) Name – Jake
     Address – Norway
     Sex – Male
     Fixed? – “No… I’m not broken…?”
     Girlfriends? – “I’m not sure…”
     Kittens? – “…. Uh,…. Well,.. Wait – why do you ask?”

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"Dark Knight"

5.) Name – “Dark knight”
    Address – Hollywood
    Sex – Male
    Fixed? – “hang on…. Gotta check the script…..”
    Girlfriends? – “Why does that matter?”
    Kittens? – “Sure- want some?”

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Blackie

6.) Name – Blackie
    Address – Canada
    Sex – Male
    Fixed – “No… I don’t think so… Oh. Wait… Maybe,… You see, I went to the dentist once fur this toothache, and…”
    Girlfriends? – “Well, I don’t think so…. Females usually sniff me and hiss….but that can change with YOU!”
    Kittens?  – “Oh, NO!  NOT ANYMORE! I DONATED THEM TO SAINT VINCENT DE PAW!”

* all photos(except the one of the devastatingly beautiful gray kat) from Pinterest*

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35 comments on “So I checked out this online Kat Dating Website…..(Part One)

  • Wow, so many male kats vying for your attention… but who will it be??? That’s a really tough decision to make…
    Wanna hear our two cents? Yeah? Well… here we go…

    Frenchie: Le Frenchie est Oh lá lá… magnifique… tres bien (whatever that means… 😉 )

    Max: He’s handsome alright… but there seems something off… he’s too perfect looking with that bow tie… just saying…

    Swanky: …great bow tie 😆

    Jake: …he’s cute but long distance relationships NEVER work out… sorry 😛

    Dark Knight: Uh oh… 😯 (*hiding under the bed*)

    Blackie: He sounds like a total player but who cares! If you don’t want him can Roxy have him???? 😉

    Have fun choosing one of those delicious looking male kats! Or why don’t you take ALL of them!!!

    (Purrs and tunas*)
    Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

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