I haven’t finished digging my escape tunnel to Japan yet, and the Creature is going to be here fur HOURS and HOURS every day this week… So I HAVE to figure out how to make a straight jacket…. But the flippin human is no help at all…..
She keeps muttering something about it being “just plain wrong” fur me to even think about such a thing…. (well what’s a smart kat like me supposed to do then)?
The human tells me to “just relax” – “I won’t let her bother you,” she says…. Yeah, right!
The Creature is obsessed with me, and, she’s faster than the human!
Well, I guess if she’s not gonna help me make a straightjacket, then I’d better take a quick catnap, because it looks like I’ll be up all night trying to finish my tunnel….