Today I’ve been thinking –
Everybody has their own ideas of what is right and wrong… What humans call sin…….
But we kats have our own ideas of sin.
Some are worse than others, but they are all SIN as far as the kat’s concerned!
Here’s some examples:
⇨ Not acknowledging the kat first thing when you wake up in the morning
⇨ Having your coffee before feeding the kat
⇨ Eating before feeding the kat
⇨ Making a phone call before feeding the kat
⇨ Exercising before feeding the kat
⇨ DYING before feeding the kat
⇨ Taking the kat to the vet
⇨ Giving the kat a bath
⇨ Clipping the kat’s claws (not smart…. We know where you sleep)
⇨ FURGETTING TO FEED THE KAT (also not smart)
⇨ Letting Creatures torment the kat (REALLY not smart)….
⇨ Having People over who don’t like kats
⇨ Having a vacuum cleaner in the house
⇨ Annoying the kat
⇨ Getting a dog
⇨ Buying cheap kat food
⇨ Not buying treats fur the kat
⇨ Not buying toys fur the kat
⇨ Not dropping everything and snuggling the kat on demand
⇨ Not providing catnip on demand
⇨ Ignoring the kat
⇨ laughing at the kat
⇨ leaving the kat alone (without first being dismissed by the kat)
⇨ not providing empty boxes fur the kat
⇨ Letting another kat in the house
⇨ FEEDING ANOTHER KAT
⇨ Feeding the kat late
⇨ DRESSING THE KAT
I could go on and on, but the main point is:
The kat is to be adored, spoiled, petted, pampered and catered to above all others at all times, always, and by everyone in the house….. There are no exceptions to this rule.
Anything else is just plain unfurgivable!
Tiger photo from Pinterest