The humans have this habit of making New Year’s Resolutions.….
I’ve seen the same thing happening year after year fur the last 4 of my 9 lives.
Over and over all the humans get together and talk about their resolutions and vow to fulfill them (this time).
The problem with these resolutions is that people tend to “resolve” to change behaviors and habits that are so ingrained into them that they have a better chance of changing their species than they do of changing their habits.
We kats are smarter than humans, because we know that we are what we are. We cannot will ourselves to become a cougar when we are housecats just because it’s a new year.
But still, since it seems to be the expected thing, I made my own list of New Year’s Resolutions:
★ eat more
★ sleep more
★ shred the kat tree
★ shred the couch
★ dig a tunnel under the bed to Japan so I can escape from the Creature
★ delete the vets phone number from the humans smartphone
★ sell the vacuum on ebay
★ shed on more expensive clothes
★ leave more mice fur the human
*yawn / stretch / snore *