A letter from the kat: Happy Flippin New Year! Don’t be stupid!

Dude(s). DON'T BE STUPID.

Okay, so I know today is New Year’s Eve, and all you humans are all excited and ready to party. Some of you don’t need a reason to party… You’d  party if the dog got flees…(actually, I’D party if the dog got flees)!

But that’s beside the point….

The point is that some of you humans seem to think you’ve got 9 lives too, so when you celebrate something (especially the New Year), you get all careless and drunk or high on catnip and do stupid things that guarantee that you won’t be able to enjoy the new year… Or, that maybe Someone else won’t enjoy it.

It’s hard to enjoy the new year if you’re dead, seriously injured, or locked up in the human pound because you hurt yourself or somebody else.

And, it’s hard to enjoy future new years if your stupidity or selfishness costs someone else their lives.

I can hear you asking, “What does a kat know about these things?”

Not everything, obviously, but what I do know is, that YOU MATTER TO SOMEBODY…. even if you don’t think so.

You may have a spouse, a mother and father… A boyfriend or girlfriend… Or maybe even a BABY CREATURE!

You may think sometimes that you have nothing to live fur… Or that nobody cares about you. But somebody does! Think about the somebody’s in your life. Your creatures need you to think about them and not take chances while you’re out partying! If you do something stupid and hurt someone (or yourself) while you’re partying, where does that leave them?

Maybe you only have a Pet..(a lovely kat like me, or heaven forbid, a DOG)! If something happens to you, who will care fur them? Who will feed the flippin kat??
So be careful while you’re partying. Keep yourselves safe… DON’T FLIPPIN DRINK AND DRIVE!

DON’T TEXT WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING! Nothing you have to say is important enough to riskyour life fur!

Your creatures want you to come home safe, and your dogs and kats flippin want fed! Don’t let them down!

Happy new year!

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(( Purrs… ))