Dude. I am miffed. I waited, and waited, and WAITED and Santa furgot my whale!
Sure, I got presents, toys, treats, and even some of the big ham the humans baked. (YUM)!
BUT Santa DID’NT BRING MY WHALE!
The human tried to make me feel better- she told me just about conceivable excuse you could possibly invent fur the furry faced fat guy.
You know, “Santa hurt his back when he tried to pick up the whale, and the whale swam away”……well, what the heck does he have all those elves fur then?
And, “well, you’re so well fed, and there are starving kats in India that need it more than you do…”
Well, they can flippin WRITE HIM AND ASK FUR THEIR OWN WHALE!!
And……..”well, studies have shown that kats who eat whales, are 400 times more likely to have high cholesterol than kats who don’t eat whales….”
Oh fur heavens’ sake!
I’m gonna go pout now….. *tail flap*