Okay, I know you’re old and all that, but fur the LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU PLEASE WAKE UP!!
Christmas will be here in 3 days, dude… And you’re sleeping on the job!
Fur a guy who has to travel all over the world and up on roofs in a bunch of strangers’ houses and dive down their chimneys to “deliver toys,” in less than 4 days, you’re awfully relaxed.
(By the way, where I come from they call that “stalking…”)
Anyway, it’s time fur you to throw off that blankie and get an expresso and hook up your reindeer, because I know of one particular little Creature whose not gonna be happy if you’re late!
And if she’s not happy, nobody’s happy!
Besides, I still don’t see a whale under my Christmas tree….