Deer Santa Claws, I’m a little concerned:

Published December 22, 2013 by hairballexpress


Okay, I know you’re old and all that, but fur the LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU PLEASE WAKE UP!!

Christmas will be here in 3 days, dude… And you’re sleeping on the job!

Fur a guy who has to travel all over the world and up on roofs in a bunch of strangers’ houses and dive down their chimneys to “deliver toys,” in less than 4 days, you’re awfully relaxed.

(By the way, where I come from they call that “stalking…”)

Anyway, it’s time fur you to throw off that blankie and get an expresso and hook up your reindeer, because I know of one particular little Creature whose not gonna be happy if you’re late!


And if she’s not happy, nobody’s happy!

Besides, I still don’t see a whale under my Christmas tree….


12 comments on “Deer Santa Claws, I’m a little concerned:

  • Hey Shrimp, we have heard reports that Santa was seen over Greenland… so unless he was only test driving his reindeer powered sleigh we can only guess he’s already on his way…

    Uh oh, a mad Creature can’t be a good thing… imagine the things she could do with that fork… Santa better be fast… or else… 😉

    Have a PURRFECT Christmas! Hope you have a wonderful time! 😀

    xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino


  • STILL no whale? Hmm…..gosh….well there’s still time. Take a while to load a whale up on the sleigh you know. Looks to me like the creature is ready to stab someone with that fork….my advice is to BACK AWAY FROM THE FORK. I’m sure Santa is keeping things on schedule at the North Pole – he’s been doing this job FOREVER you know so he’s got the timing down. If he stops for a quickie nap – well – he probably needed it! Bad!

    Holiday Hugs, Sammy


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