I’m not so sure I actually believe you’re real…(sorry, dude).
I mean, really, I’m supposed to believe that some guy obsessed with red suits and reindeer is actually going around every year diving into peoples’ chimneys?
How do you manage to time your dive down all those chimneys when they’re not being used (being you come in the middle of winter every year)?
And, how do you manage to keep your beard nice and white and your suit clean?
More importantly, why would you do such a thing…. wouldn’t it be easier to just knock on the door?
And last, but not least- WHERE’S MY WHALE?