I’m not so sure I actually believe you’re real…(sorry, dude).
I mean, really, I’m supposed to believe that some guy obsessed with red suits and reindeer is actually going around every year diving into peoples’ chimneys?
How do you manage to time your dive down all those chimneys when they’re not being used (being you come in the middle of winter every year)?
And, how do you manage to keep your beard nice and white and your suit clean?
More importantly, why would you do such a thing…. wouldn’t it be easier to just knock on the door?
And last, but not least- WHERE’S MY WHALE?
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Well you know Mr. Santa Paws won’t visit you unless he knows you believe he will so put aside the skepticism my friend and BELIEVE…..!! Purrrrrhaps this is the year he’ll stuff a whale in your stocking!
Holiday Hugs, Sammy
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Well, the way I see it is, if he gives me a whale, I’ll believe! Maybe if I leave some catnip out fur him….?
Shrimp
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I think I saw a note that because of fuel costs, your whale would not be pick up only – no delivery. Still in the Ocean would be my guess, unless it is at SeaWorld.
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I don’t see why he can’t just toss it in his sleigh with all the other stuff… He must be picky about his ride…. Dang human.
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And another smile from me 🙂
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Greetings human…. Glad you liked my letter. If this Santa dude is real, maybe he’ll want to purroove it to me?? I want that whale!
Shrimp
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Oh no … part of being “good” is not asking those questions. I would suggest, should you really want that whale, is to say “I look furward to Christmas morning to see what this kind gentleman left fur me!” Heehee 🙂
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Oops…. Okay, maybe if I write him another letter… I can tell him The Creature wrote that one!!…. Wait… She can’t do that stuff yet… You think Santa knows that?
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I think that’s the perfect solution! You are not only very handsome, but wise as well! =^.^=
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Awwwww…. Why thank you!!♥
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