I’ve been so upset at Santa Claws because he didn’t leave a whale under my Christmas tree (even though I TOLD HIM he could just plop it into the bathtub instead of trying to cram it down the chimney)…
He gave me toys, treats, and stuff, but not the big, juicy whale I wanted most of all.
… I guess she found him flopping around in the ocean… Maybe he was trying to find his way to me… Santa could’ve at least given the poor thing directions!
Anyway, she FOUND MY
… BEAUTIFUL WHALE!! I can’t wait to
eat him…. I mean, MEET him!!
My goodness, he’s the biggest
dish , I mean, FISH I’ve ever seen!
Well, gotta go! I have a dinner guest to prepare (uh, I mean PREPARE FUR)!