The last time the baby human (a.k.a.”the Creature”) was here, she brought a new way to torment me. I don’t know what they are called, but they are two big round things that she rolls to my human and she throws them up in the air, and she tries to ring me with them (like people do when they’re playing horseshoes- whatever that is).
I’m trying to get the human to confiscate them from her, and hide them, but she and the Creature have so much fun with them I don’t think she will. Got to figure a way to put an end to this! I’m convinced the Creature plans to try and trap me inside one of them as soon as my human isn’t looking. She tried to ring the human with it the other day and I was watching from behind a bush, and she missed the human and almost flattened ME!
Right now she is at the baby human’s house. I’m trying to send her a text and ask her to hide those awful things so the Creature can’t bring them back tomorrow, but with my luck, she’ll bring something worse!
There’s just no end to this Creature’s creativity when it comes to tormenting me.