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Happy Easter from the kat!

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Image courtesy of Morguefile.com

So it’s that time of year again… when Creatures everywhere go running through tall grass and behind bushes hunting fur Easter eggs and chocolate bunnies and other treats that their parents will wish they’d never eaten.

Humans have the strangest habits!

I wonder if they ever stop to think about how weird it is that they look forward to searching under rocks and in flowerbeds fur treats left there by a deranged rabbit wearing overalls and a bow tie who apparently became obsessed with eggs overnight, and decided to dump a bunch in random yards while creatures slept in their beds.

Apparently not, since they insist on repeating it every year.

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Image courtesy of Morguefile.com

This bizarre behavior is even more strange when you consider that there are other ways fur creatures to get treats that don’t involve insane rabbits whose paws have been God-knows-where before dumping all those eggs and treats in the grass.

Say fur example, the above plate of goodies made by some not deranged human. Nice and clean, and not hiding in grass that doggies have,… Uh… Shall we say, “taken advantage of.”

Or, why not just go to the store? I just don’t understand.

But, whatever!

             ♥ HAPPY  EASTER!

✦ photos courtesy of Morguefile. com

Pink Polka Dotted Minnie Mouse Shoes?

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What the FLEA?

This evening I snagged the humans’ smartphone and looked through all her pictures (just making sure she didn’t have a bunch of pictures of other kats on her phone)…..

And I found these curious pictures:

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But where's the MOUSE?

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WHAT THE FLEA!

What kind of trick is this? Apparently the human went shopping today with the Creature and its dad, and I heard them talking about a mouse named Minnie and pink shoes.

It didn’t make sense to me, so I thought maybe the human FINALLY GOT SMART and decided to buy me a mouse:…( I mean, she was already at the store anyway, right)?

Well, apparently she STILL doesn’t have a brain, because she came home with everything imaginable except fur a mouse!

And by the way the Creature is grinning, my guess is that The Creature did something with the mouse! (But what? I don’t see one in the cart)!

I just don’t get it. What’s the point of going shopping anyway, unless you plan to come home with a nice, juicy mouse?

Dang humans!