Pink Polka Dotted Minnie Mouse Shoes?

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What the FLEA?

This evening I snagged the humans’ smartphone and looked through all her pictures (just making sure she didn’t have a bunch of pictures of other kats on her phone)…..

And I found these curious pictures:

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But where's the MOUSE?

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WHAT THE FLEA!

What kind of trick is this? Apparently the human went shopping today with the Creature and its dad, and I heard them talking about a mouse named Minnie and pink shoes.

It didn’t make sense to me, so I thought maybe the human FINALLY GOT SMART and decided to buy me a mouse:…( I mean, she was already at the store anyway, right)?

Well, apparently she STILL doesn’t have a brain, because she came home with everything imaginable except fur a mouse!

And by the way the Creature is grinning, my guess is that The Creature did something with the mouse! (But what? I don’t see one in the cart)!

I just don’t get it. What’s the point of going shopping anyway, unless you plan to come home with a nice, juicy mouse?

Dang humans!

Creature “Dentist”

Well, today I had quite a scare! The Creature came over to spend a few hours with the human, and I watched in horror (from behind the couch), as she proclaimed herself “a dentist” and began to examine a poor little bunny finger puppet!

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1.) Talking to “The patient!”
2.) digging out her tools
3.) telling the “patient” what he needs
4.) terrifying poor bunny (exam)

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1.) “cleaning his teeth”
2.) “rinsing”
3.) the lecture
4.) “rinsing again”

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1.) writing everything down while poor bunny waits in terror
2.) preparing his “shot!”
3.) “filing his teeth down so
they won’t get too long”
4.) STILL filing!

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1.) “brushing his teeth” (with a CRAYON)?
2.) TALKING ABOUT FLOSSING (of course bunnies floss)….
3.) talking about the bill…
4.) “no excuses!”

Poor little bunny…..*(shakes head)*

What’s a kat got to do to be left in peace around here?

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Snoozing peacefully

Today was lovely – warm and sunny and full of fun!

Then I decided to take a nap with the sunlight streaming into the bedroom, and all of a sudden it was flippin OPEN SEASON on the kat!

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I turned around the other way, and SO DID SHE!

The human just wouldn’t quit – I opened my eyes and gave her a glare that would kill a dinosaur, but she just kept right on clicking away!

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Tossing and turning....

Human # 2 came in the room and saw that she was annoying me with that stupid camera, but instead of getting her to back off, he encouraged her to take MORE pictures!

☞ NOTE TO SELF: 

LEAVE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HAIRBALL ON HUMAN # 2′s UNIFORM BY 5 AM

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Oh GEEZ! THE PAWS TOO??

                
Oh, FUR KAT’S SAKE!

☞ Note to self:

LEAVE SMALL HAIRBALL ON CAMERA
(remember which one feeds me)

A Creature Feature!

Caturday becomes Creature-Day!

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The Creature & its partner in crime

The Creature and its Mom (also known as its partner in crime), stopped by this morning in the middle of my snuggle session with the human, and there went all my special attention! 

It started because they were bringing Brownies to the human….(when brownies enter the room the kat is furgotten)… DANG BROWNIES! *(tall flap)*

THEN, of course, they HAD to start talking- providing the human with yet ANOTHER thing to distract her from her FIRST PRIORITY (ME)!!!

In the picture above, the Creature and its mother are no doubt conspiring to get me…..

And then……The Creature took over from there!

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OH MY KATS- HERE IT COMES!!

The Creature obviously loves  the plan its mother suggested, since she can’t WAIT to get started….

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JUST LOOK at her wringing her hands in anticipation!

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IT HAS A WEAPON!!

ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!  IT BROUGHT OUT ITS FAVORITE PINK WEAPON!

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OH NO!! NOW IT HAS WHEELS TOO!

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No doubt it's hunting fur me....

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I don't like this AT ALL!

She’s too flippin happy!! She must have something AWFUL planned!

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HELP!!!!

        
              CALL THE KAT 9-1-1!!!!!!