Caturday invasion!

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Just my flippin luck!

I had such Pawsome plans fur my Caturday. It was going to be sunny and cool and I had sharpened my claws to the sharpest points EVER in anticipation of catching myself some nice, juicy dragonflies.

But then, right as the human was settling down in the bedroom with me and her first cup of coffee, (fur our ritual brushing session), there was a knock at the door-

I didn’t hear any talking… But I could have SWORN I smelled the familiar scent of the Creature- only something was different…and then, human #2 answered the door, and I rocketed OUTTA THERE AT SPEEDS I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS CAPABLE OF!

There wasn’t just the Creature- there was ALL OF THE HUMAN’S GROWN CREATURES AND THE NEWEST ONE!

* (Where the flea is my nip stash??….) *

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Oh my kats! It’s already plotting to bite my tail, I’ll Just BET YOU!

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Then, staying at a safe distance, I stalked them fur the rest of the day (since the humans left with them- I had to make sure she’d come back home)! I couldn’t believe what these morons did… No self respecting kat would do these things – (but then, they’re only human, I guess)!

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They first went to someplace with FOOD EVERYWHERE- but they didn’t bring anything back fur ME!

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Then they went some other place where there was food EVERYWHERE (and coffee)- but still nothing fur the kat! *(don’t worry, they’ll pay)*….

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And then the morons took pictures of themselves taking pictures!

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What do they PUT IN THAT COFFEE?

Kats vs dogs

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“I’ve always dreamed of doing this….”

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“What happens when Creatures get left alone with dogs…”

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“Bring it on, dingbats!”

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“Sounds fair to me!”

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“Give it your best shot, doggie!”

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“All I need is a hotdog bun…”

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“I’ll rise when I’m good and ready!”

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“Kats do it better…”

* All photos from Pinterest.*

Random kat ramblings

I heard a noise today as I was snoozing in the bedroom window, and I glanced up with one eye open and saw the scariest sight EVER:

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Yep! You guessed it! The creature has apparently gone even wilder!

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(What a way to ruin a PURRFECT kat nap….)

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I watched it run around outside until I was dizzy and then I saw the greatest thing EVER!

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It got WATERED!!!

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Hehehe! Now THAT’S something I can dream about!!!

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I’ll never understand the Creature!

That Creature just baffles my little brain sometimes…

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She was “straightening her bed” – (interpretation: hiding toys under the blankets) when she furgot she was inches away from the ceiling and started bouncing on the bed (hitting her head on the ceiling)!! *snickers* MOL!!!

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Apparently that didn’t bother the Creature very much because then, right when I thought she was going to leave the bed and not hit her head again,….

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Being the inventive Creature she is, she found yet another way to hit herself in the head!

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She was playing with her weird pink weapon thingie-

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And in addition to hitting herself on the head with it, she managed to throw it just right and hit the HUMAN IN THE HEAD WITH IT TOO! (Bad idea)…

But the human was about to take it away from her when she threw it “way up high!” – and it fell on the ROOF OF ITS CAVE!!! MOL!!!!!!!

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“But how will we get it down? We HAVE to get it down! It’s AN EMERGENCY!”

The human didn’t quite see it that way- MOL!

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Hehehe….