Stay tuned fur another exciting episode of: As the tummy growls…

You know, we kats notice that when you humans are hungry, you get kind of…, well, …. Shall we say, Grumpy-

Well, we kats are the same way. Here’s some examples from some of my extra hungry relatives:

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Rakky the coon kat doesn’t appreciate the way his human tried to hide the Oreos from him by tucking them behind the flour.

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Tubby always likes to help his humans with the meal planning…

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Some kats just refuse to be without their Oreos…

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“WHAT? I’m just here to help…”

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Tom wasn’t kidding when he gave the Human a final warning…

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“WE CRACKED THE SAFE!”

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“Dude- it’s not MY fault… Got a cheeseburger?”

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“This doesn’t concern you- walk away!”

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“ITS MIne!! All MINE!”

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“Service around here is so flippin SLOW!”

“I wanna be a barn… Because then I’ll have a HORSE!”

It all started with this:

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Today the human went to the Creature’s cave to watch it while its parents are at work.

The human was sipping some coffee while the Creature was eating her breakfast, and suddenly the Creature got up and said, “Hey, when you get more coffee use THIS cup!”

The human told it, “Well, no I won’t use that cup because it’s a very special cup” – she explained to it, that it’s a Disney character on the cup, and that it was not only a cup the Creatures’ mom just bought, but it was also expensive and hard to replace because it’s a collector’s mug - the Creature said, “No, it’s a CUP!”

Then the human answered, “Yes, a collector’s cup” – and she explained that the Creature’s mom would be very upset if she used it and somehow it got broken…..

“Well, she would be mad at YOU, not me, because I didn’t do it, YOU DID!”

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*(snickers)* / *(scratch)*

The human (tried) to get her to understand that it was a matter of respecting her daughters’ wishes. The Creature was apparently baffled by the concept-

Her reply was, “Oh, COME ON! You’re her MOM! She doesn’t get to tell you what to do!” 😸

That led to a long (pointless) discussion about children eventually growing up and becoming adults and no longer being under their parent’s authority -

“Oh, COME ON! How can a daughter be a daughter and a grown up at the same time?”

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The human tried to explain that when creatures get to be old enough to have a spouse and creatures of their own, things change- “like a teenager?”
Then, …..”I wanna be a TEENAGER! – No, wait- I wanna be A BARN!!”

*(human spews out coffee)*

“You want to be a BARN?
why would you want to be a BARN?”

“Because then I’d have a HORSE!”

(Human): “horses poop in barns – you don’t wanna be a BARN!”

(Creature): “Why do horses poop in barns?”

(Human): “Where else are they going to do it? They don’t have toilets…”

(Creature): “then I wanna be a Barner …”

(Human): “A Barner?”

(Creature): “Yeah, the one who takes care of the barn and the horses!”

(Human): “Oh, you mean a FARMER!”

(Creature): “No, a Barner!”

*(human gives up and brews a gallon of coffee)*

Boyfriend # 398,076

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Well, after I showed everyone my most interesting bachelor kats yesterday, everyone said I should choose “Fisher – Kat.”

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My handsome Fisher – Kat!

So, today I offered him my expertise in eliminating that big basket of smelly fish- and he was happy to accept!

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Mmmmmmm….DELICIOUS!

So, being the PURRoper little lady kat I am, I set about washing up right away-
(even kats don’t like fish- breath)!

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But when I was finished washing up, I looked around and he was GONE!!

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I called fur him, but he didn’t answer…
(The handsome ones are always weird like that)…

So I went looking fur him, and I FOUND HIM!

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Sound asleep!!

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I KNEW He was PURRfect fur me!

*(yawn / snore)*

Searching fur boyfriend # 398,076

I’ve been thinking lately….. See, my current boyfriends haven’t been coming around and serenading me under the window like they used to (%#*%^#^ kats)!!

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So, I’ve been stalking around the neighborhood looking fur a new admirer…. Or two,… Or fourteen…Here are a few handsome kats that caught my attention…

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I’ve always liked kats with a moustache….

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And peeping Toms can be so much FUN!

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But DUDE!! Look at THAT!!
(Wonder what happened to his fur)?

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Wait a minute!! I think I’ve found the LOVE OF MY LIFE!!

What do you think? Let me know,….
Meanwhile, I think he needs some help with that fish!! *(trills)*

Oh, I JUST KNEW IT!

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YAY. The Creature is BACK!

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I was having a PURRfectly peaceful day, and then I heard the human say
that the Creature and its partner in crime were up in one of those weird bird things again on their way back from Oklahoma. I’m so excited. NOT!

Oh the humans were thrilled- they couldn’t wait to see them!
But I’ve been busy sharpening my claws, and I even ordered some vampire fangs to (hopefully) scare the Creature away.

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Here’s the Creature and it’s partner in crime this morning after leaving the airport. Plotting against me ALREADY!

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The Creature and some poor, unFURtunate horse she got hold of someplace in Oklahoma. I don’t know what she did to the poor thing, but I think it’s dead! He looks a little stiff, don’t ya think?

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OH MY KATS! Look what she did to that poor turtle!

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And LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO HER MOM’s HAIR!

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*buying a ticket of my own- to TAIWAN!*

Friday fat kats

Humans are always concerned about their weight…

But most of us kats don’t concern ourselves with these things (too much). Here’s some of my furiends and how they handle “weighty issues!”

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They’ll never miss just one,..

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What canary?

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Just wait til they go to sleep…