Creature Feature: “Where’s the rest of his body?”

Well, I’ve been having hairballs and hissy fits lately because the human is spending so much time with The Creature, instead of doting on FURRY LITTLE ME like she should be!

And today was even WORSE! Apparently it was the Creature’s SIXTH birthday, so again, she left me here by my little self so she could be with “the FAM!” *((HUFF))!*

LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE I FOUND ON HER PHONE WHEN SHE CAME BACK:

(Warning: there’s a lot of evidence- basically, the human’s TOAST)!

Kat’s exhibit 1 (- 10)

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The Creature opening PURResents…(note that there are NONE fur the kat)! 😾

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“Where’s the rest of his body?” MOL! 😸💜 Looks like
Somebody went a little “Godfather!”

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And the Creature’s Mom has had enough of this “growing up nonsense!”

And I’m exhausted from gathering all this evidence!

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Please Keep The Prayers And Thoughts Coming

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😿PLEASE PURRAY FUR AMY ROSE AND FUR THE OTHERS AFFECTED BY THIS MONSTER STORM!!

Originally posted on Petals Unfolding:

image[This picture was taken from my eating room window, from the sill itself to try to express to you how deep this snow is. This photo really does not convey the huge amount of snow you are looking at that stands well over the sill of my window.]

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Dearest Friends …. To even try to put into words how deeply touched I am by all your concern, prayers, thoughts, Love, and Light, is not possible. We are living through one of the greatest disasters known to WNY and Lancaster, NY. At times it is terrifying, gut wrenching fear wanting to just take over. That I will not allow to happen.

I am feeling very tired this day, my face pale, my stomach hurting, bouts of dizziness coming and going, and all I want to do is to lay down and sleep. I am not able to do this. My…

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Tortie Tribulations (Chapter Two)

And now, fur the rest of the story….

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The Creature and her partner in crime heading home….see how she’s got a stuffed kat she’s purracticing on? She’s getting warmed up fur when she sees me!

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On her dad’s birthday (where my human was held captive from me fur HOURS as they celebrated)- Here the Creature is eyeing Dad’s purresents…

One of the (many) reasons I’ve been hissing mad these last few days is that since October there’s been one flippin birthday after the other around here.

Why should that matter? Well, because every time something with a pulse has a birthday around here, everybody makes a big hairy deal about it (except fur THE KAT’S BIRTHDAY)! *growl*

That means, the human spends hours shopping, drawing and painting gifts, wrapping purresents, planning, scheming, and cooking, and spending time with the victim- in other words, it’s all about somebody BESIDES THE KAT!

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Freaks. *(sigh)*

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And as usual, the Creature is the center of attention…*(tail flap)*

And family coming from out of town at midnight last night…. So, on the way to the airport to pick him up….

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FINALLY! The Creature fell asleep!

But guess what NOW?

Mom’ birthday, then Dad’s- and now?
THE CREATURE’S birthday TODAY!

A kat just can’t win around here! *(tail FLAP)!*

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Tortie tribulations

Oh my flippin FLEAS!

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I just don’t know what I’m gonna do….

The human has been spending every day with the Creature- she picks it up from school and brings it here (fur the express PURRpose of disturbing my peaceful nap).

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Then she helps her with her homework, plays with her and lets her “pet” me!!!

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Doesn’t that moron human know that’s like letting a shark “pet” your leg?

Every day it’s the SAME FLIPPIN THING!

“Oh, it’s time to pick up my baby!” – (from kindergarten)- blah, blah, blah!

Yeah- why not pick up a few sharks while you’re at it! *(tail flap)*

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She takes it with her when she goes shopping too (oh the HORROR)! Then she comes home without MY TREATS because she “furgot!”

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Just look how pleased the Creature is with herself fur making the human furget my treats!!!!!

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Then, do you think she comes home and cuddles the kat? NO! then it’s time to feed the CREATURE! And after that they do more homework! *(tail FLAP)*

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Here’s a bunny the Creature drew fur her “homework!”

Then they have popcorn and color together while poor little me only has dry kibble to stop my roaring tummy from growling!

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Then, right when I think they’re gonna keep coloring and furget about ME, the Creature wants to “groom” me!!!

She finds my brush and begs the human to let her “brush” me- (translation = “let me rip kitty’s fur out- I’ll be gentle!”)

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Oh, I DON’T THIIIINK SO!

Tubster Tuesday

Okay, I know this is supposed to be in memory of my pal, Tubster-

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But I don’t want you guys to furget ME!! *(tail FLAP)!* I mean, really- have you EVER seen a prettier Tortiekitty than me? WELL? Of ourse not! AND YOU NEVER WILL! Got that?

Good! Now, about my pal…. Here are some other ginger KATS that are almost as cool as he was;

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Waiting fur his human to clean the LITTERBOX…

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When he said he was hungry enough to eat a horse, he wasn’t kidding- so he grabbed the first thing he could get his paws on!

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He was a pessimist…

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“Danger” was his middle name….

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He spent just a little too much time at those kat dating websites!

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I told him to come out of the closet, but the moron was supposed to leave his secret in there!

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They never dressed him fur Halloween again- the emergency room bill was a powerful reminder!

As the Tummy Growls

One thing humans love most about us kats (apart from our high intelligence and devastating beauty), is our innocence….

Until we get hungry, that is…

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That reminds me…

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The flippin human is late with my feeding- AGAIN! 😾

P.S. Check out my gorgeous new collar! *(trills)*