I had such Pawsome plans fur my Caturday. It was going to be sunny and cool and I had sharpened my claws to the sharpest points EVER in anticipation of catching myself some nice, juicy dragonflies.
But then, right as the human was settling down in the bedroom with me and her first cup of coffee, (fur our ritual brushing session), there was a knock at the door-
I didn’t hear any talking… But I could have SWORN I smelled the familiar scent of the Creature- only something was different…and then, human #2 answered the door, and I rocketed OUTTA THERE AT SPEEDS I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS CAPABLE OF!
There wasn’t just the Creature- there was ALL OF THE HUMAN’S GROWN CREATURES AND THE NEWEST ONE!
* (Where the flea is my nip stash??….) *
Oh my kats! It’s already plotting to bite my tail, I’ll Just BET YOU!
Then, staying at a safe distance, I stalked them fur the rest of the day (since the humans left with them- I had to make sure she’d come back home)! I couldn’t believe what these morons did… No self respecting kat would do these things – (but then, they’re only human, I guess)!
They first went to someplace with FOOD EVERYWHERE- but they didn’t bring anything back fur ME!
Then they went some other place where there was food EVERYWHERE (and coffee)- but still nothing fur the kat! *(don’t worry, they’ll pay)*….
And then the morons took pictures of themselves taking pictures!
What do they PUT IN THAT COFFEE?