Today was a PAWSOME Sunday! I had the human to my cute little self all day long, and she brushed me and snuggled me- and the day was PURRfect- and then I found out that tomorrow’s Monday!
Great- here we go again. Well, may as well enjoy it! Maybe these pictures of my relatives can brighten things a little fur ya-
Wake me when it’s over..
It CAME BACK?
I just don’t understand why it keeps happening!
This is what I think of you, Mr. Monday!
Especially MONDAY mornings!
Have a good Monday, furiends! *(call me when its over)*…
I started my Caturday with plans to rearrange those annoying vertical blinds the human has at the windows, since they’re always interfering with my getting my paws on whatever bugs happen to fly near me when I’m sitting in the window…
As usual, the human didn’t appreciate my redecorating attempts, and chased me out of the window- (I’m still plotting the demise of those stupid blinds)….
Lucky fur me, the human knew I’d look fur something else to rearrange, so she found something and started playing with me….
Maybe there’s hope fur her yet- of course, it wasn’t as much fun as rearranging the blinds, knocking over vases, eating flower arrangements,and shredding important documents- but I guess it’ll do- fur now.
Hmmmm,…… I wonder if I could enlist the creature to help me with those blinds- I’ll think about it- meanwhile, those blinds will be destroyed in my dreams! MWAHAHAHA!
Well, it’s finally Caturday, and time to PARTY! So KATS UNITE!
Tear open the nip, knock the trinkets off the shelves, stretch out on the keyboards (extra points if you can spill coffee at the same time)- scratch up the new couch, bury the humans’ car keys in the backyard, and then curl up and look sleepy when the Humans come in and wonder what happened!
This is it, KATS! POWER TO THE PAW!!
The pink tornado returned today- with a news flash-
When it finally landed, it had an interesting story to tell the human -
Apparently the Creature collected more than a book at the school library when a little boy in her class walked up to her and whispered in her ear,
………….”I love you”!……………
The Creature was telling the human all about it – and she was so happy she furgot all about cute little me!!! She didn’t try to chase me at all today!!
They kept talking and the Creature started collecting leaves- I couldn’t believe the Creature didn’t even try to chase me or flatten my ears, or pull my tail!
I think they need to send creatures to the library more often!
The debate about cats vs dogs just keeps on going.
Let’s see if I can enlighten you a little further-
Example one: kats know what kittens are.
Kats know the difference between stuffed animals and the real thing- (and we don’t do waiting in line)!
Kats can be potty trained. Dogs still think the toilet’s a big water bowl.
Kats are compact and can fit in places dogs can’t. Very convenient when the humans want a candybar!
Kats are stackable- save space!
Dogs bark- kats reflect!
Kats help in the kitchen.
Kats are great confidants.
Kats are decorative .
We’re just plain cuter!
I’m always amused when I’m stalking around the neighborhood and see signs on gate posts that say “Beware of dog.”
Most of the time the dog is a tiny chihuahua with an attitude the size of Texas who barks ferociously but would run at the sight of a flea.
We kats aren’t like that- in fact, those signs should read, “Beware of kat!”
Here are a few of my relatives as an example- (read at your own risk):
So, the next time you’re strolling through the neighborhood, I’d suggest bringing a pocketful of treats to appease the neighborhood kats- never mind the dogs!